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86.7
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
in (138 Characters)

86.7
Sardar As A Director:
You Have To Jump In The Swimming Pool From 100.ft Height.
Hero: I Don't Know Swimming
Sardar: Oye Don't Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty;-)
in (157 Characters)

86.7
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he cant read very fast.
in (155 Characters)

86.7
Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how..?
Sardar: yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: Its you the watchman.
in (173 Characters)

86
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?Pappu: No.
in Santa Banta Jokes (216 Characters)

86
Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.
Driver ne aaina set kiya.
Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bola
Meri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH.
Taxi me CHALAUNGA
in (162 Characters)

85
Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More
in Santa Banta Jokes (147 Characters)

85
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
in Santa Banta Jokes (139 Characters)

85
Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)
in (169 Characters)

85
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria?
in (292 Characters)

85
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
'Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.'
in (146 Characters)

85
Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
in (147 Characters)

85
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it?s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
in (150 Characters)

85
It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
in Cool Jokes (140 Characters)

85
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
in Cool Jokes (150 Characters)

85
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
in (200 Characters)

85
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai MAMU : B.A.MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta
in Tapori (99 Characters)

84
The Diffrnce Best Friend and Just Friend?

When You are in Hospital,

Just Friend asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai?
...
And

Best Friend asks:

Nurse kaisi hai beeeee
in Friendship Jokes (167 Characters)

83.3
Chota sardar: Mummy kal raat jadu ho gaya. Maine bathroom ka darwaza khola to light apne aap jal gaya.
Mummy: Nalayak, tune phir fridge me susu kar diya.
in General Jokes (153 Characters)

82
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
in Friendship Jokes (144 Characters)

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