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A Man Knocks at the Door.
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other.
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?
Boy: Bhootni K,
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya? :-)
in Cool Jokes (171 Characters)

81.7
The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
in Cool Jokes (76 Characters)

80
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
in (149 Characters)

80
Sardar proposed a girl??
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u??.
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.
in (117 Characters)

80
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
in (155 Characters)

80
God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
in Cool Jokes (78 Characters)

80
There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
in Cool Jokes (109 Characters)

80
You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.
in Cool Jokes (96 Characters)

80
Sardar make a call to his home.
Servant picked the phone.
Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.
Sardar: But I am her husband.
Servant: Now what to do..?
Sardar: Kill both of them.
After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies..?
Sardar: Put them in our swiming pool.
Servant: But there is no swiming pool in [...]
in (363 Characters)

80
sardars wife asks to sardar k hamari larki jawaan ho gae he koi 28
saal ka larka dhoondo
sardar says agar 28 saal ka na mila to 14, 14 de do le awan
in (150 Characters)

80
Ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha
jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge?
Pathan: wai zaroor dega PTCL per ya MOBILE per
in Pathan (132 Characters)

80
Aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir jeb me hath rakh leta he aik admi dryaft karta he to wo kehta he yar karachi ka ajeeb log he aese thokta he jese chawani athani hota he...
in Pathan (227 Characters)

80
Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi
khan ne kaha ke 6 number bus jay gi
admi ne kaha ke agar 6 number nahi mili to kia karoon
khan ne kaha agar 6 number nahi mile to teen teen number ka do bus pakar lena.
in Pathan (245 Characters)

80
Sardar Laughing Behind Pathan At ATM Centre
Hahahahahahaha
I Have Seen Ur Password.
Pathan: Wat Is It?
Sardar: Its 4 Stars (****)
Pathan: Hahahaha
U R Wrong. Its 3384 lolzz…
in (181 Characters)

80
Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye
in Santa Banta Jokes (199 Characters)

80
A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York,
dancing with a beautiful woman.
He whispered into her ear, 'I love you.
' She smiled and whispered back,'I love you too'. then he whispered,
'I love you three.'
in (210 Characters)

80
SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE
AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.
WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO
in (155 Characters)

80
BOY:-Tu sohni tera roop sohna par tu sohni ni kaha sakdi
sohni tan dariya paar karke aa gayi c, par tu period miss karke ni aa sakdi.
LADKI:-Main sohni mera roop sohna main sohni v kaha sakdi
ik tere kalle layi main class de 25 ranjhe chad k ni aa sakdi.
in Hindi (257 Characters)

80
Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
in Santa Banta Jokes (165 Characters)

80
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
in Santa Banta Jokes (67 Characters)

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