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Who is the Leader of Ducks?
Ans. Frog
Because Frog is MAINDUCK.
in Cool Jokes (68 Characters)

1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gaya:
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
B.V: Mujhe koi Aitraz nahi Hai
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo...
in Cool Jokes (165 Characters)

Question:what is girlfriend ?
jo her bat pe tok tok ker tumhari her adat badal day or 2 sal bad kahay
'Ab tum pehlay jaisay nahi rahe.'
in Cool Jokes (143 Characters)

Makan Malik: Main Tumko Kiraya dene
k liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Sardar: Theek hai ji,
K 3 din Select karta Hun. :-)
in (153 Characters)


Innocent Reply: Kid: TeaCher Can I Go To The BathroOm ? Teacher: (CorreCting him) 'May' I Go To The BathroOm ? Kid: miss But I AsKed 1st .. !
in Funny Jokes (186 Characters)


Banta Singh: 'Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: 'You Don't Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
in (348 Characters)


Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes

Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Banta: So Simple Yar.
Naag Do Not Punch Me
in Santa Banta Jokes (187 Characters)


Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
in Santa Banta Jokes (184 Characters)


How does a sardar dial a number 9844498444.?...think?
First he dials 98444 & then he presses 'REDIAL'. Wat an idea sir(dar) ji..!
in (135 Characters)

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
in (181 Characters)

Teacher: 'I killed a person'
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is 'You will go to jail'
in (120 Characters)

Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
in Cool Jokes (101 Characters)


Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?

Banta: Yaar Actually Mere
Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1

Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se
Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai
in Santa Banta Jokes (184 Characters)

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
in (126 Characters)

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
'Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?'
Sardar : 'Ya sure, from landline or mobile'.
in (151 Characters)

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked 'what you did till evening?'
Sardar :'Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright'
in (200 Characters)

I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.
in Cool Jokes (158 Characters)

if mathematicians started producing films,
then the names would be??

it would be like this:

*kabhi 'Limit' kabhi continuity...

*mai 'log' ki deewani hun...

*Hum solution nikal chuke sanam...

*Calculas wale vector le jayenge...

*Humara diffrential aapke paas hai...

*kyu summation ho gya na...

The biggest blockbuster:


The latest one is.....
*My name is integration and i'm not a derivate.....; )
in Cool Jokes (453 Characters)

a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
in Friendship Jokes (129 Characters)

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, 'Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?' To this the man replies, 'Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai 'Wash Basin'.
in (273 Characters)

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