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Santa was lying on beach,American:R u relaxing?Santa:No m Santa singh,Another American:R u relaxing?Santa:No m Santa singh,Santa left d place in anger,Den asks a American lying near by,R u relaxing?American:yes,Santa slaps him n says All r searching 4 u n u r lying here..Idiaot..Lolz ..lolz..HAHAHAHA...
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Lady: Dr. plz call my husband inside.
Dr: Trust me, I`m a gentleman.
Lady: No Dr. ur nurse is sitting outside alone & my husband is not a gentelman...lolz lolz...HAHAHA....
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A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water.Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen! My God! I've killed the motorist...Lolz lolz..HAHAHAHA...
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Santa:wo ladki behri lagti h..Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti h..Banta:kaise?Santa:Mene 'I Luv U',kaha,to wo boli 'mene kal hi naye Sandal Kharide h'..lolz Lolz..)))HAHAHA
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Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?..Lolz..lolz... ))HAHAHAHA...
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On an old man's shirt was written a cute sentence!`I am not 60yrs old. I am sweet 16 with 44 yrs experience!`..lolz..lolz..
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Santa galti se samundar me gir gaya....Doobte doobte usko haath mein machli mili... Usse pakad kar bahar pheka, aur bola. Ja tu toh apni jaan bacha le!
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Ek ladka fail ho gya to uske papa ne kha dekh dekh, us ladki ko dekh wo tere sath padhti thi 1st ayi h,Ladka:dekh dekh kya?Usi ko dekh dekh k to fail hua hu..:D..hahaha
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Santa ka Padosi Mar gya.Wo uske Gahr aya or pucha -Body aa gai kya? Tabhi body lekar Ambulance aa gyi.Santa bola- Oh Batao,Kitni Lambi umar hai..))lolz lolz..
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Bear this Pj......Waiter gvs bill 2 Santa. Santa: take my card. Waiter:but this is a ration card. Santa:Abe khote,to phir bahar likha kyu h 'ALL CARDS ACCEPTED'...lolz lolz...
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A sweet demand by a kid.A kid was beaten up by his mom.Dad came n asked 'Wat hapend son' Kid said 'i cant adjust wid ur wife anymore ,I want my own..:D.lolz lolz..
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Examiner-ye kon si bird h iski tang dekh kr batao?Student-muje nhi pata.Examiner-tum fail ho gye ho. Wat's ur name? Student-le meri tang dekh k bata..:D..HAHAHA
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Bear this pj..Once a donkey kicked Santa & ran
away. The nxt day Santa started beating a Zebra & said, `wat r u
thinking u will b safe aftr wearing a tracksuit?:D..HAHAHA...
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Santa:Yaar uth Bhukamp aa rha h, Saara Ghar hil Rha hai..Banta: Soja Soja Ghar girega tho Makkan Maalik ka ,Hum tho Kirayedar Hain...:D))) HAHAHA....
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Santa Ped k upar ulta latka hua tha.Banta : Tu ped pe Kyu latka h? Santa: sar Dard ki goli khai thi. Kahi pet me na chali jaye isiliye..:D..lolz lolz...
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Hindi teacher asks:Kaal kitne prakar ke hote h?? Santa: 7 prakar ke:Local kaal,Std kaal,ISD kaal,Missed kaal,Received kaal,Dialled kaal & Sasriyakaal..:D)))hahaha
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In 2020..Bikhari:bhagwan k naam pe kuch de do..Man:ye le mere b.tech ki degree rakh le.Bikhari:nhi chahiye.Tumhe chahiye to meri MBA ki degree rakh lo..Lolz.. Lolzz...
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ek admi ki biwi bhaag gyi,3 din baad wapis aayi.Admi gusse se bola:'ab kya lene aayi h'BIWI:'mobile ka charger bhul gyi thi'..!!!!lolz lolz...
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Santa goes to buy a underwear.on choosing 1 he asks:How much 4 dis??Shopkeper: Rs500.Santa:Arey bhai daily wear dikhaoo,party wear nhi chahiye..:D..lolz lolz..
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Santa ne 1 col khola.Banta:yar Santa tu apna col ka naam sabse alag rakhna.Santa ne col ka naam rakha,'SANTA SINGH GIRLS COLLEGE 4 BOYS'..Lolzz....hahaha
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