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heights of 'OH SHIT' lik situation.A guy tak a blade n writes his girlfriend name on his forearms n makes a spelling mistake..!!:D))HAHAHA...
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Bear dis PJ:)))Santa in aeroplane..Bangalore aate hi Santa chilane laga:BAngalore Bangalore..Air hostes: B silent sir..Santa:k,Angalore Angalore..:D..hahaa..
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Shadi me sardar bahut der se khana kha raha tha,Ek ne pucha kab takkhaoge? sardar: main to khud kha-kha ke dukhi hun,par card me likha tha DINNER:7PM-10PM..:D..HAHAHA..
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Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya..Banta: Fir kya kiya? Santa:Maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kar lena...:D))))))
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Glad to be drunk: A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, 'I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk.' Our wasted friend asked, 'Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?' 'Yeah, buddy, I'm sure,' said the copper.'Let's go.' Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, 'Thank goodness, I thought I ws crippled.'
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Santa--mere pass gaadi h,bangla h,,tumahare pass kya h?? Banta--mere pass bhi gaadi h ,bangla h,paisa h,, Santa--- to saale MAA kiske pass hai...
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Innocent Kid : Mom , I need a brother. Mom: Son , ur dad has gone abroad let him come then we will discuss this with him. Kid : Why don't you surprise him?? :D
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ek din Santa Doctor ke pass gaya,aur bola Doctor meri tabyat nhi theek hai. Doctor: Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo chhilke sahit.(After one hour) Santa: Mera pet dard ho raha hai. Doctor: kya khaya tha.Santa: Nariyal chhilka sahit
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Modern world: ?? ???? ?? ?? ??? ?? heart fail ?? ??? ?? ???? ??? ???? ??? ?? ???, ' ????, FACEBOOK ?? ???? ?? add ?? ??. hahhahahhahahahhaahahha :)
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We are Proud to be the Official Jokes & PJ provider for http://www.facebook.com/indiafansworldwide Page! :) Pls use 'suggest to friends' link on left side of this page! :)))
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?1 Day a monkey kicked Santa on his back and ran away.Santa ran to catch him and found a zebra in the field.Santa kicked the zebra on his back and said ' Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha...'hahhahahhahahhahahahhahahha ;)
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Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger? Banta: I clean the toilet bowl. Santa : How does that help? Banta : I use your toothbrush! lolz :D hehehehe.
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Bear this PJ :) Santa Singh cuts sides of the capsule before taking it. Guess why?............................................................ To avoid the side effects! lolz :D (Statutory Note: PJs r best njoyed in silly or bheja-fry mood, most human beings find it difficult to enjoy a PJ - src wikipedia) ;) (pls suggest the page to frnds to torture them with PJs) lolz
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Train chal padi.2 sardar train ki tarf bhaage.1 chadh gya.Logo ne uski bahut tarif ki. Sardar-O shit jisne jana tha wo piche reh gya,mei toh Chhodne aya Tha.... hehhehehehhehehe ;)
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' lolz :D
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Njoy d pj: Teacher- Jiska Dil Toot jaata hai,Uska General KnowledgE Week kyon hota hai?!? Ramu: Kyonki,'Jab Dil Hi Toot Gya ,Hum G.K kya krenge??' hehhehehehhe ;)
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Santa ne apni Biwi ko dost k sath dekha tou dost ko goli maar di.. Wife boli apne gusse pe kabu rakho varna 1din sare dosto se hath dho bethoge..lozz
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Santa makes a peg of whisky and tells wife : pee isko. wife : Chhee kitni kardvi hai. Santa : aur tu sochti hai ki mein roz aish karta hoon.
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Bear this PJ: A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald???How???Do u know how?? Automatically ...(Auto me taklii) lolz :)))))
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Father : Tipu Sultan kaun tha? Son : pata nahi. Father : padai pe dhyan do to pata chale. Son : Raj uncle kaun hain? Father : pata nahi. Son : Apni Biwi pe dhyan do to pata chale... :D
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