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What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito? A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!! hahahahaha!!!
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A man walks into a doctor?s office with a stick of celery in one ear, a carrot in the other and a grape up his nose. Confused, the man asks: 'Doctor what's wrong with me?' The doctor looks at the man and replies: 'You're not eating properly!'
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.Banta, who was just behind him inthe line said: I?ve seen ur password. It?s ****.Santa: U r wrong. It?s 1394. :D lolz
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Pappu (Son of Santa Singh) while filling up a form:What should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long?..! :D
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kid to dad: dad can we go to mcdonalds?
dad: only if u can spell MCDONALDS
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hey dad, I think KFC is better!!! :DSee More

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I am is failing in english exam ?? this is UNPOSSIBLE !!!! :D
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Sardar was browsing Facebook. He saw his wife's status update: 'i'm about to suicide.. standing at the edge of the building.'
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HE POKED HER!!! :D :PSee More

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Brilliant answers given by sardar's students:

Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die..?
A. His last one..!!

......Q. How do you stop acid indigestion..?
A. Stop drinkin acid..!!

Q. Where was the declaration of independence signed..?
A. At the bottom of the page.!!

Q. What's the main reason for divorce..?
A. Marriage..!!!..:D
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Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Chintoo: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Chintoo: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon..
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?90year old man: Doctor, My 18 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tell u a story. A hunter goes out in a hurry, grabs n umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG, the lion drops dead!
Old man: That is impossible, someone else must have shot the ...lion!
Dr: EXACTLY!!!
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little Chintoo's Maths teacher writes a question on blackboard: 2a+b - (3a)? + ax - n?
And tells: 'Solve the problem'
Chintoo goes and rubs the board and says: 'Problem solved!'
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when Chintoo and Mintoo were walking, Mintoo said, 'Oh yaar, see that dead bird!'. Chintoo looks at the sky and says 'WHERE WHERE!'!!! :D
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QUESTION: 'If U Are Married To one Of The Twin Sisters, How U Recognize Ur WIFE.?'

The Best Answer by Sardar- 'Why Should I'.?
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?I studied and never became topper. Today toppers of the best universities are my employees.?
- Bill Gates

Little Chintoo says: 'The above statement is the main reason why i dont become a topper in school.!!'
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Teacher: What is the best thing to do, that can make a magazine Best-seller?
Chintoo: A girl on the cover and No cover on the girl.. !!! :D
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Doctor: I am sorry to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Sardar: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Sardar: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
...Sardar: Well, that proves that I have a brain!! oye..oye..!! :DSee More

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if a Sardar's hands are tied, And a mosquito is sitting in his head, How will he kill the mosquito?
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MATHS Teacher to our brilliant Sardar: How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
Sardar: Make it Juice and give it to everyone LOL!! :-D
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Q: What is the most popular word that begins with 'F' and ends with 'K' ??
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why do u always think that way.!!!See More

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