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Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Sardar: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..!!
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Teacher: 'What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?'
Sardar: 'All are born on government holidays...! !!
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in a class a teacher once asked if 222 is two hundred and twenty two, so what is 111??
Chintoo stood up immediately answered one hundred and onety one..!!!

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Dog was chasing Sardar...Sardar runs,but laughing..
a man asked why r u laughing?
Sardar: I have put airtel sim,but the hutch network is following..
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Chintoo aur Mintoo ko 1000 rupee road per gire mile..
Mintoo: ham 50-50 karegaa..
Chintoo: OK. lekin baqi 900 ka kyaa karenge!! :):):):).
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Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!
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Money saving idea:
Sardar ne ghar ke upar wale hissey me paint kiya or niche wale hissey me likh diya 'SAME AS ABOVE'
---what an IDEA sardarji!!---
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A Sardar was moving in the market with a Parrot on his shoulder ..
somebody asks: kidhar se laya ye janwar ko..?
Parrot replies :punjab se laya hoon sale ko''...
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Passenger: How dare u to put hand in my pocket?

Sardar: I wanted match box.

passenger:Why, you couldnt ask me?
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Sardar:i dont like to speak with unknown people.See More

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Yaar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ki Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karu... ....
sardar2:-'Message sending fail' likh ke bhej de....!!!
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Hitler says,'there s no word like' impossible'in my dictionary'sardar says-'ab bolne se kya fayda'jab kharidi thi,tabhi check karna tha.....
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Sardar: May I come in Sir?
Interviewer: Wait please.
Sardar: 80 Kg Sir!
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Sardar went to Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him: Sir shall I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar,8 to nahin khaye jayein gay..!!
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Sardar Created a Facebook account,..
then he came to knw that he has to write something on his wall..
so after thinking a lot,he wrote:
'YAHAN PESHAAB KARNA MANA HAI....'
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Lawyer to Sardar: 'Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... '
Sardar :'Yeh kya , Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!'
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sardar to doctor: puray jism may kahin bhi ungli lagathaa hun to bahut dardh hota hai
Doctor ne full boday X-RAY likh diya..
X-ray report dekhi to...
UNGLI me fracture thaa
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Sardar was writing a letter very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.!!
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Sad news for Football Lovers - Paul, the octopus Died today - RIP
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KBC:
Q-who is d father of ABHISHEK bachan?
a)jitendra.. b)dharmendra.. c)raj kapur.. d)amitabh

sardar: i am taking Lifeline-- Phone a friend.
...Q.-kise call karoge?
sardar-jaya bachan ko...!!!See More

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