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Sardar found cigarettes in daughter's room.
'oh my God!!! she smokes..'
den found whisky, 'oh my God she drinks',
den he saw a boy there,'thank God ! Ye sab iska hai'.. :-P
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Police: Park me sise kyu baite ho?
Sardar: Hum dono shadi-shuda hai.

Police: To Ghar me baito....
Sardar: Iska Pati aur meri Biwi nahi Manegi. :-D ...
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A sardar and a doctor loved same girl...
Jealous sardar gives an apple to the girl daily..
WHY??
An apple a day keep doctor away!
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TO LOSE WEIGHT..
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.
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At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
Doctor: 'What's the problem?'
...Sardar: 'I'm 2400 kms away from home.'See More

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A lady asks Doctor Chintoo..: 'doctor, can i have childen after 35??'
Dr. Chintoo: 'oh... No need.. 35 children are enough..'
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Chintoo: Do you want to hear a long Joke??
Mintoo: Ok... tell me...
Chintoo: Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke......!!!
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Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get?
Sardar: The wrong answer.
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Sardar on phone:- doctor,my wife is pregnant she is having pain right now..
Doctor:- is this her 1st baby??
Sardar:- No, this is her husband speaking...!!
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Sardar on aeroplane..
Aeroplane is about to reach Bombay...
Sardar jumps and says: 'Bombay..Bombay..!!'
Airhostess: 'Be silent..'
Sardar: 'Ombay..Ombay..!!'
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Mintoo to Chintoo: 'if u tell what is there in this box, i will give u all the laddoos in this box..'
Chintoo thinks for a while....
Chintoo: 'yes...!! got it ... Its jilebi..!!!'
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Chintoo is a policeman..
He sees a man smoking in public..
Chintoo: Pay Fine Rs. 50...
Man: take this Rs. 100 and give me change..
Chintoo: oh..!! No change.. Smoke one more...!!
.......Chintoo Rockzzz...!!See More

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Lets play a game... :)
Boys vs Girls
Girls >> 'Like' this post..
Boys >> Comment here...with ur number..
----more likes: girls wins ..
...----more comments : boys wins ..
...START..!!See More

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SARDAR KO BUSY KARNE KE 2 TARIKE :

1. EK GOL KAMRE ME LE JAKAR KAHO KONE ME BAITH JA.

2. EK PAPER KE DONO TARAF P.T.O. LIKH KAR DE DO.
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once a young sardarji went out to get a college form.
He took the form and ran to delhi.
He did this because it was written on the form -

PLEASE WRITE IN CAPITAL
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Mintoo: 'why is your wife sitting so silently??'
Chintoo: 'nothing dude.. she asked me lipstick.. i gave her fevistick.. thats all..!!'
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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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Sardar is in a train..
When the train stopped, a man asked: 'excuse me.. which is this station??'
Sardar looked out of the window and said: 'I think this is railway station..!!'
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IS THIS GOALKEEPER A SARDAR ...????
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WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS EID...
??? EID MUBARAK ? ? ?
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