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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Aftr robbing the Bank, robber saw two clerk. One of them was a Sardar
Robber: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk(Sardar): Did u?
Sardar: No, But my wife saw u robbing..!!!
in (221 Characters)

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Teacher: What is maths......???
Sardar: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!!
in (82 Characters)

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Guyz .... Come on ... post some jokes which you have.. Invite your friends here.. Lets keep it active..
in (108 Characters)

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A Sardar parks his car in wrong position.
The traffice police kept a note saying 'Parking Fine.'

He writes a note back and sticks it 2 pole 'Thanks for the complement!'
in (177 Characters)

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Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend.
SARDAR: saala kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni ,
FRIEND:picture ka naam kya tha?????

SARDAR:' NO DISC INSERTED'
in (286 Characters)

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Sardar on an interview..
Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava...!!!
in (134 Characters)

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Mintoo -?What is difference b/w
1. Girlfrend,
2. Lover,
3. Wife
4. EX Girlfrend?
...Chintoo -?Simple answer?
1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Lifetime
4. Coin BoxSee More

in (179 Characters)

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Chintoo goes to a library &asks for a book 'Psyco'-The Rapist...
The Librarian searches for a while, comes back, slaps & said: Idiot, the book is called 'Psychotherapist'...!!!
in (182 Characters)

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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, 'Pass the wine you divine'.
Sardar thinks 'how poetic'
Sardar says, 'pass the custard you bastard'.
in (168 Characters)

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Airtel Call centre...
Sardar: I want 2 know my phone bill..
call centre girl: Dial 123 to know ur current bill status..
Sardar: stupid..not current bill, my phone bill..
in (177 Characters)

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Sardar Ji Playing Football
Sardar jis were playing foot ball with england they were tired of getting goals by england and england werent even letting them close to their goal finally one sadarji spoke y r they doing goals on us we should do our own goals..
in (262 Characters)

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Jija: Suno jara.
Saali: Chup jiju, Khate time baat nahi karte,
Khaane ke baad
Saali: Ab bolo
Jija: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, aur ban le Heroine!
in Jija Sali (154 Characters)

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Jiju: Wow.
Your sister looks so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin. What does she use?
Saali: Adobe Photoshop!
in Jija Sali (129 Characters)

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Saali: Aap is ghar ke damaad hai. Hum aapk liye aag pe chal sakte hai.
Jija: Kya tum mera bill bhar ke aa sakti ho?
Saali: Kya? Dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai?
in Jija Sali (162 Characters)

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Jiju asks Saali: Vidaai ke time tumhaari behen itna kyu royi?
Saali: Agar aapko pata chale ki ghar se le ja ke koi
aapse bartan manjvayega to aap kya nachenge?
in Jija Sali (163 Characters)

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Saali:Where do you see MANGOES?
Jija:Mango tree? Saali:No
Jija:Fruit shop? Saali:No
Jija:Maaza? Saali:No
Jija: ?
Saali:Jaha beautiful woman goes
Piche MAN GOES.
in Jija Sali (168 Characters)

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Jija Saali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi hai?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to aap le gaye.
in Jija Sali (132 Characters)

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Saali: kya kar rahe ho?
Jija: Makhiyan maar raha hoon.
Saali: kitni maari?
Jija: 3 male or 2 female
Saali: Kaise?
Jija: 3 sharab ki bottle pe thi or do phone pe
in Jija Sali (167 Characters)

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Jiju: Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya hai?
Saali: Ek Number ke CHOR, jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.
in Jija Sali (131 Characters)

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