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Friend: What is the similarity between a saali and petrol?
Jiju: 1. both are explosive, 2. both are hot and 3. both are dangerous when kept in open!
in Jija Sali (151 Characters)

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Saali: Which computer do you have?
Jiju: I have an core i7 at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 card.
Jiju: How about you?
Saali: A PINK ONE!
in Jija Sali (166 Characters)

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Jija: What are you doing this weekend? Saali: Nothing much! Why? are you and didi taking me for a movie? Jija: No, I need someone to take care of my dog
in Jija Sali (154 Characters)

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Saali: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years?
Jiju: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
in Jija Sali (153 Characters)

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Saali: Agar cigarette ke paise bachate to samne khadi BMW aapki hoti.
Jiju: Tum cigarette nahi peeti. kya wo car tumhari hai?
Saali: No
Jiju: Wo car meri hi hai
in Jija Sali (165 Characters)

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Jiju: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho?
Saali: Mere dad Chinese the.
Jiju: Wo kaha hai?
Saali: Mar gaye.
Jija: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!
in Jija Sali (163 Characters)

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Saali: Agar behen se shaadi karni hai to monthlymom ko 10 kg aata aur papa ki car mein 20 litre petrol dena hoga.
Jiju: Behen chalta hoon, ma baba ko Hi kehna.
in Jija Sali (162 Characters)

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What is the difference between wifeís and saaliís tears?
Classic Answer
Saaliís tears affect manís heart and wifeís tears affect manís pocket.



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in Jija Sali (289 Characters)

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Jija was walking in rain.
Saali: Why donít you share my umbrella?
Jija: No its ok and walked away.
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi. Saali dikhne mein ugly thi!
in Jija Sali (161 Characters)

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Saali: Jiju, what are you doing?
Jiju: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Saali: Aw How cute!
Jiju: Ya! But she is not replying, so I am texting you.
in Jija Sali (165 Characters)

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Jiju: Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Saali: Wah!
Jiju: Gaur farmaiye.
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GADHA hai.
in Jija Sali (164 Characters)

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Saali: 45 Kg Ki Ladki Uthaane mein Ladko ko Preshani nahi hoti, but 18Kg ka Gas Cylinder Uthaane mein pasine chhut jaate hai. Kyun?
Jija: Kaminapan hai aur kya.
in Jija Sali (163 Characters)

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Jija to Saali:Har kamayab aadmi ke pichhe aurat hoti hai, jo use itna pareshan karti hai ki wo kaam mein busy ho jata hai aur kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti hai
in Jija Sali (162 Characters)

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Saali: Jija ji 500 Rs. Dedo, agle hafte lauta dungi.
Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, par Abhi de de.
in Jija Sali (98 Characters)

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Joota chupaai ki rasm mein dulhae ki sali ne kaha:
Main to 1100 lungi.
Doosri sali boli main 2100 lungi.
Peeche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.
in Jija Sali (165 Characters)

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Saali ne Jija ke kamre pe notice likha:
Khidki par parde daal kar rakhiye. Aapka Pyaar andha ho sakta hai, magar hamare ghar ke naukar nahi.
in Jija Sali (143 Characters)

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