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I m not at home, so plz send me a load 30 rupes, or share me waiting plz yar
Agr es tarah k koi msg kre to samj lo k jhoot bool raha hea.
in Cool Jokes (149 Characters)

The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
in Decent Jokes (90 Characters)


Gulab Singh and Mangal Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.

One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. gulab said to mangal.

Theres lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come here

tomorrow. The next day when they were driving to rent the boat

gulab asked mangal , Did you mark that spot? mangal replied,

Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat! gulab said, You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!
in Santa Banta Jokes (489 Characters)

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
in Cool Jokes (87 Characters)

Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.
in Cool Jokes (159 Characters)

Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.
in Cool Jokes (103 Characters)

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
in Cool Jokes (69 Characters)

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!
in Cool Jokes (140 Characters)

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
in Friendship Jokes (109 Characters)

Aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha
pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga taxi wale ne kaha jay ga khan bola to jao ider q khara he
in Pathan (150 Characters)

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street.
All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat.

So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;-Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?

Comes the reply, ;-Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!
in Santa Banta Jokes (506 Characters)

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha.
Shopwale ne usse flag diya.
Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
in (117 Characters)

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya,
hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee.
Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
in (183 Characters)

a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet.
she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
in (160 Characters)

Shayari by Sardar: Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha, Raaste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ;->
in (157 Characters)

Duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye, Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye, Hum door jyaada nahi aapse, Bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.
in General Jokes (135 Characters)

Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali Jaye Toh Usse Kya Kahenge?
'USB' :-)
in Cool Jokes (78 Characters)

Santa: Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta: Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa: Kyun?
Banta: Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga.
in Santa Banta Jokes (137 Characters)

Teacher: prasang sahit vyakhya karo-
'bhege honth tere,
pyasa dil mera..'
Student: Ye line bollywood k prasidh kavi Sant
Shri Imran Hasmi ji ki rachna 'Murder' ke
'bhege honth' se li gayi hai.
Is kavita mein kavi
mayavi malika sherawat ko sambodhit krte hue pani ka mahatwa samjhate hai ki agar apke honth par ek bund bhi pani ho toh samne jo bhi pyasa hai use pila do..
Aur in lines se humko kavi k kamine hone ka ehsaas hota hai.. ;) :D
in Student Jokes (446 Characters)

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
in (67 Characters)

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