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What do you say if you have trouble doing your homework?
You can,t tell me off for something i didn't do!
in Kids Jokes (106 Characters)

70
What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
The dentist is taking me out today!
in Kids Jokes (79 Characters)

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21st century's child.......

Son was crying so his dad came and asked ' Y r u crying?? Beta.....bol do.... I m ur frnd naaaa.....'

Son Said ' Kuchh nahi yaar.......'Horlics' thoda jyada mang liye......To teri 'ITEM' ne Kaaan k niche Baja Dala.......'
in Kids Jokes (255 Characters)

40
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!
What sister?
in Kids Jokes (75 Characters)

30
What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved.
in Kids Jokes (60 Characters)

30
Where do horse live?
In neigh-borhoods!
in Kids Jokes (40 Characters)

0
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!
in Kids Jokes (71 Characters)

0
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!
in Kids Jokes (128 Characters)

0
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
in Kids Jokes (73 Characters)

0
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?
in Kids Jokes (78 Characters)

0
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
in Kids Jokes (109 Characters)

0
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I?m invisible
Who said that?
in Kids Jokes (60 Characters)

0
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch cold.
in Kids Jokes (62 Characters)

0
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
An automobile.
in Kids Jokes (57 Characters)

0
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
in Kids Jokes (70 Characters)

0
What did the pencil say to other pencil?
You are looking sharp
in Kids Jokes (63 Characters)

0
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
tuba.
tuba who?
tuba toothpaste.
in Kids Jokes (62 Characters)

0
Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
Because everything is marked down after the holidays!
in Kids Jokes (109 Characters)

0
Why did the chicken cross the road????
to get to the other side!!!!!! he he he!!!......nevermind
in Kids Jokes (97 Characters)

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