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If you're cute, you can call me baby.
If you're nice, you can call me sweetie
But if you're hot, you can call me tonight
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Roses are red
violence are blue
Someone like you
belongs to the zoo!
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
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Falling in love is like being struck by lightning.
You can no more make it strike you than you can avoid it.
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Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Your innocence to a child
But in stupidity you have no comparison
You're the best!
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Is your name Summer?
'Cause you are as hot as hell.
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When an angel came to me, he asked:
'What is your wish for tonight?'
I said 'Please take care of the person
who's reading this message.' Goodnight!
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Once' two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games of chess to ass the time.
They were doing this for some time' when two more sardar friends
dropped by. Seeing them play chess' they said -
Come on guys' we are feeling bored too. Let us play doubles
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Who has invented the love?
The poor, so they can fuck for free.
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My day may be hectic.
My schedule may be tight.
But I would never let the day
end without saying good night. Sweet dreams!
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Their was a couple for love, where the boy promised his girl that the heart is only dedicated
to her not for any one. For Some years girl went for further studies when she returned
after some years ago she saw his boy friend was with another girl.
Immediately stopped him & questioned how he forgot the promise given to her?
Boy..'See gal I had been undergone an OPEN HEART SURGERY so..
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Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
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You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
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Larki k Galon Pr Gulab Ki Patti Pyar Se MArne Pr Responces
English Girl : U r Too Naughty Sweet HEart.
Urdu: Na KAru Jano
Punjabi : Para Hat Way Haram Deya.
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