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Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!
in Mama Jokes (79 Characters)

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Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips
in Mama Jokes (76 Characters)

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Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.
in Mama Jokes (74 Characters)

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Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's
in Mama Jokes (48 Characters)

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Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.
in Mama Jokes (103 Characters)

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Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!
in Mama Jokes (71 Characters)

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Yo Mama's so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.
in Mama Jokes (80 Characters)

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Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'
in Mama Jokes (117 Characters)

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Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.
in Mama Jokes (55 Characters)

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Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
in Mama Jokes (65 Characters)

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Yo' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.
in Mama Jokes (76 Characters)

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Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled 'I got the Power!'.
in Mama Jokes (78 Characters)

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Yo mama's blind and is seeing another man.
in Mama Jokes (42 Characters)

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Yo Mama ass so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema...
in Mama Jokes (55 Characters)

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Yo Grannie's so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'
in Mama Jokes (133 Characters)

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You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q.
in Mama Jokes (66 Characters)

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You so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared.
in Mama Jokes (51 Characters)

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she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
in Mama Jokes (43 Characters)

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she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
in Mama Jokes (46 Characters)

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she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.
in Mama Jokes (58 Characters)

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