Marriage is a 3 ring circus (74 Characters)
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
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Marriage an institution in which a (100 Characters)
Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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Angry Husband sends SMS to Father in (155 Characters)
Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible.
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Different Phases of a man After (133 Characters)
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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Love is one long sweet dream and (62 Characters)
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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There was this woman who had an artist (411 Characters)
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - 'If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels.'
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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A husbands last words should always be (52 Characters)
A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
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To my wife my bride my joy (30 Characters)
To my wife...my bride...my joy
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After marriage husband and wife become (123 Characters)
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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A Tiger was giving wedding party to his (156 Characters)
A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.......
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Wife Last night I saw a dream that u (275 Characters)
Wife: Last night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, and I saw your dad paying the bill! Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them. Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.
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The Equation of Marriage 7 Glance 1 (200 Characters)
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
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Evolution of Man Without Marriage (163 Characters)
Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage Spider Man
On Marriage Day Super Man
After Marriage Gentle Man
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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Watch Man
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Marriage is not a word Its a sentence (62 Characters)
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
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There was this lover who said that he (119 Characters)
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
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Q Why do brides wear white A To (81 Characters)
Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
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Can you imagine a world without men No (90 Characters)
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith
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May we never forget what is worth (81 Characters)
May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
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Dont marry the person you want to live (139 Characters)
Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
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Married life is full of excitement and (248 Characters)
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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