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There is a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than net banking.
It is called marriage.
in Marriage SMS (99 Characters)

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Man : Is there any way for long life
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
in Marriage SMS (141 Characters)

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Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
'HANS MUKH'
Kehtay Hain.
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
'HUSBAND'
Kehtay Hain..
in Marriage SMS (130 Characters)

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Pati aur Patni jhagadte hue
Pati-Mujhe gussa mat dilao nahi to mere ander ka janwar jaag jayega
Patni-To kya hua.?
Mai chuhe se nahi darti
in Marriage SMS (141 Characters)

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what is marriage?.....
do dilon ka bandhan.....
do atmaon ka milan.......
do bhabnaon ka sammilan....
do insan ki dhadkan.
in Marriage SMS (126 Characters)

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+ When I Met My Wife
I Knew She Was 'Miss Right.!'
I Didnt Know That Her
First Name Was
'Always' :)
in Marriage SMS (103 Characters)

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'MARRIAGE'
Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
'PEOPLE'
From Fighting With
'STRANGERS''
in Marriage SMS (86 Characters)

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From this day forward
You shall not walk alone
My heart will be your shelter
And my arms will be your home.
in Marriage SMS (110 Characters)

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Be4 marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue.
U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage:
Roses are dead, I'm blue.
U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
in Marriage SMS (150 Characters)

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Man before Marriage is like Airtel
Aisi Azaadi Aor Kahaan
After Marriage He?s Like Hutch
Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.
in Marriage SMS (127 Characters)

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To keep ur marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever u're wrong, admit it,
Whenever u're right,
shut up..
in Marriage SMS (125 Characters)

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In this world, every wife iz a mistress 2 her husband.
One hour of Miss and 23 hours of stress..
in Marriage SMS (97 Characters)

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Husband askz, do u knw da meaning of wife.
it meanz... wid out - informtion - fighting - every time!
Wife on hearng dis sayz, it could also mean - wid idiot forever!
in Marriage SMS (167 Characters)

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Dere was dis guy who told his woman dat he loved her
so much dat he would go through hell for her.
They got married & now he iz going through hell.
in Marriage SMS (149 Characters)

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Q: Y do couples hold handz during their wedding?
A: Its a formality just like 2 boxers shaking their hands b4 da fight beginz!
in Marriage SMS (127 Characters)

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Y a man carrzy his wifes photo in the purse?
coz when ever he faces any trouble,he sees the photo n thinks-If I can handle DIS i can handle any prpblem
in Marriage SMS (152 Characters)

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A sardar owned a factory.
He issued orders dat only married
men would be employed.
Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule ?
Srdar replied:
coz married men r more obedient than un married.
in Marriage SMS (195 Characters)

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A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai?
in Marriage SMS (147 Characters)

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A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad askd what happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,
i want my own
in Marriage SMS (142 Characters)

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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out.
in Marriage SMS (123 Characters)

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