Mazahiya Shayari

Sitaron Se Aagey Jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

Hum Zinadgi Ki Bheer Mein is Gadar Kho Gaye.
Pata He Nahi Chala Kab falsay 80 Rupay Kilo Ho Gaye.
Happy Falsay Season.

Achon Se Ziada Tum Achy Ho,
Sachon se Ziada Tum Sache ho,
Mene kaha Mujhe tmse 'MOHABBAT' Hai,
Wo boli Sharam Karo Abhi Tum Bachy ho.

1960's Girls: Pehla Pehla Pyar Hai,
Aankhon main Bahar Hai
Aaja mere Sajna Tera Intezar hai.
2005's Girl: Phela Pehla Pyar Hai
Aankhon main Bahar Hai
Aaja mere Sajna Warna Dosra Tayyar Hai. :-)

Mat Dekh Mujhe Itni Hasrat Se Mere Dost
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Mere Paas Khud Biryani Ki Aik Hi Plate Hai. :-)

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.
Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:
Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,
Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)

Usne Kaha, Tum Mai Pehle Si Baat Nahi,
Maine Kaha Insaan Hon Koi Science ki Ijaad Nahi.
Usne Kaha, Ab Bhi Kisi ki Aankho Mai Doob Jaate Ho?
Maine Kaha, Bawla nahi Hun, Aankhen Hain Koi Talaab Nahi.
Usne Kaha, Kyun Itna Toot K Chaha Mujhy
Maine Kaha, Dimagh Se Pagal Tha, Jiska koi Hisaab Nahi.
Usne Kaha, Kiya Mai Bewafa Hon
Maine Kaha, To Itna Dhooke Baaz Hai Jiska koi Hisaab Nahi.
Usne Kaha, Bhool Ja Mujh Ko,
Maine Kaha, Abay Tu Hai Kon? Mujhy To Ye Bhi Yaad Nahi.

Teri Zulfon Main Kho Jana Chahta Hon.
Wah G Wah
Teri Zulfon Main Kho Jana Chahta Hon.
Wah G Wah
Par Tu 'Tail' He Itna Lagati Hai k Phisal Jata Hon.

Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Par,
1 Larki Bethi Thi.
Usne Apny Sath Bethe Larkay Se Poocha
Tum Boltay Kyon Nahi?
Wo Palken Jhuka Kar Muskura Diya,
Or.
Rait Per Likha.
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Mere Moon Main Gutka Hai. :-)

Nafrat Na Karna Kabhi Hum Se
Hum Seh Nahi Paenge
Bus Ek Bar Keh Dena K Zarurat Nahi Hai Aapki
Qasam Khuda ki
Aapko Peetne GHAR Tak Chale Aaenge. :-)

Class Teacher To student.
Batao Bacho Zinda Rehny k Liye Kiya Cheez Zarori Hai?
Student Zor se bolay:
Zinda Rehny k Liye Teri Qasam!
Ek Mulaqat Zarori Hai Sanam.

Tumhari Yaad Mery Dil Mein,
Kuch Is Tarhan Sy Bas Gai,
Jaisy Choty Sy Rikshy Mein,
Abida Parveen Phans Gai. Ha Ha Ha Ha. :-)

Itney Kamzor ho Gaye Teri judai se....
Wah wah wah!
Arz kia hai.
Itnay kamzor ho gay teri judai se...
K aik din machar hi utha k le gaya chaarpai se. :-)

Itna Na Yaad Aaya Karo K Raat Bhar So Bi Na Saken FARAZ
Subah Ko Surkh Aankhen Dekh K MAA Kehti Hai.
'KANJRA RAAT CHARAS PI K SOOTA SI'. :-)

Pal Pal k Pyar ka Waada Hai,
Apnapan kuch itna zyada hai,
Na sochna ke Bhul jayen Gey hum Aapko,
Jab tak Zindagi hai satane ka full irada hai...!
Jabhi to kahun ye Dhuan sa Kaha se uthta hai
Lagta hai to ne Kahee qareeb he main PAADA hai. :-)
ab bol or kch kahn?;-)

Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.
Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)

Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,
Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.
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Jab K Har Dafa
Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)

Ye Paad Waad Koi Buri Cheez Nahi Hai Dost!
Bus Soonghnay Walay Ka Mizaaj Acha Hona Chahiye. :-)
All Izz Well.

Allah Bachaye!
Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.
Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.
Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.
Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.

Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi Aur Waseelay Se ILaaj?
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Isha Ka Rog Tha.
Ammi Ki Chappal Se Aaram Aaya. :-)