Miscellaneous SMS

WO Bewafa Nahi Magar Itna Zaror Hai
FARAZ
Pehle Wo Jis Tarah ka Tha Wesa Nahi

apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke chunni babu
ab to bas dhadkano ka lihaaz karte hain
kya kahen ye duniya walo ko jo,
aakhari saans par bhi aitaraaz karte hain
itna guroor to chand ko bhi nahin hai
gawaar… kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein beet ta toh main hi tha, diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha
Nafrat hei hamein Aurat ke is roop se, aurat maa hoti hei, bahin hoti hei, biwi hoti hei aur jab kuch nahin hoti to tawaif hoti hei
chandarmukhi is bhare paimanee mein aur sharaab dalogi to kya ho ga, chalak jayega. Isi tarah paro ke naam se bhara pada hai peman-e-devdas bhi… aur bharo gi to chalak jayega ….. khud toh girega tumhe bhi gira de ga zameen pe
Kyun peete ho itna ke bardash hi naa kar paao…
aaj k baad main is chaukhat pe kabhi nahin aaoongaa ….haan… jab paro ki yaad ayegee main aaoongaa, jab khud ko doshi paungaa, main … main aaoongaa… aur kahaan jaungaa….
Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to parwah nahi
Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab koi wah-wah karta hai
Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke chunni babu,
Ab to bas dhadkanon ka lihaz karte hain,
Magar kya karen duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari saans par bhi aitaraz karte hain.
Pyar aatma ki parchhai hai
Ishq ishwar ki ibadat
aur Mohabbat zindagi ka maqsad
magar afsos ki baat hai chunni b

There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.

S . M . S Doesn't Mean
"Short Messaging Servie".

It Only Means
"Sweet . Memories . Shared"

Wid A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Lyk You :->

jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida
jisse dil na hona chaiye juda
jiska style hai lajawaab
unhi ka sms padh rahe hai aap janaab

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding.

Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.

Software is like entropy: It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.

Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

And then you start getting into the technical side of it and the aesthetic side and with those areas you can come up with new ways to visualise things, new ways to render and use the computer to make things look different and new and stuff like that.

Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.

Khood ko kar kanjoos itna ki ....har sms bhejhne se pahale ....Service center wale khud call kar ke puche...Beta sach mai is sms ko aage bhejna hai yaGalti se sent ho Sent ho gaya!

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet. I do not have a computer. I guess that at 74 years of age, I don't have the patience to learn.

And so every one of us in the FBI, I don't care if it's a file clerk someplace or an agent there or a computer specialist, understands that our main mission is to protect the public from another September 11, another terrorist attack.