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100
Khushi mile to hass na saki,
Gum mile to roo na saki,
Zindagi ka yahi dastur hai,
Jise chaha usse pa na saki,
Aur jise paye usse chaha na saki.
in Bewafa SMS (143 Characters)

100
Hum ne chaha bhi to izhar karna na aaya
Kat gayi umar sari per humein pyar karna na aaya
Is ne mangi bhi to sirf judayi mangi
Aur humein inkar karna na aaya
in Bewafa SMS (156 Characters)

100
Saas saw her bahu doing sexwith other man,but she didnot tell her son because,'Saas bhi kabhi bah thi'
in Bedroom SMS (102 Characters)

100
apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke chunni babu
ab to bas dhadkano ka lihaaz karte hain
kya kahen ye duniya walo ko jo,
aakhari saans par bhi aitaraaz karte hain
itna guroor to chand ko bhi nahin hai
gawaar… kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein beet ta toh main hi tha, diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha
Nafrat hei hamein Aurat ke is roop se, aurat maa hoti hei, bahin hoti hei, biwi hoti hei aur jab kuch nahin hoti to tawaif hoti hei
chandarmukhi is bhare paimanee mein aur sharaab dalogi to kya ho ga, chalak jayega. Isi tarah paro ke naam se bhara pada hai peman-e-devdas bhi… aur bharo gi to chalak jayega ….. khud toh girega tumhe bhi gira de ga zameen pe
Kyun peete ho itna ke bardash hi naa kar paao…
aaj k baad main is chaukhat pe kabhi nahin aaoongaa ….haan… jab paro ki yaad ayegee main aaoongaa, jab khud ko doshi paungaa, main … main aaoongaa… aur kahaan jaungaa….
Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to parwah nahi
Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab koi wah-wah karta hai
Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke chunni babu,
Ab to bas dhadkanon ka lihaz karte hain,
Magar kya karen duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari saans par bhi aitaraz karte hain.
Pyar aatma ki parchhai hai
Ishq ishwar ki ibadat
aur Mohabbat zindagi ka maqsad
magar afsos ki baat hai chunni b
in Bollywood SMS (1377 Characters)

93.3
DIN HUA HAI TO RAAT BHOGI, HO MAT UDAS KABHI TO BAAT B HOGI. ITHNE PYAR SE DOSTI KI HAI, KHUDA KI KASAM ZINDGI RAHI TO......
in Bhogi SMS (125 Characters)

90
'On the auspious day of Pongal & Bhogi festival may god bless you with all the happiness and prosperity in life. May your future be bright as sun which is shinning for us. May all your wishes and dreams come true.'
in Bhogi SMS (215 Characters)

86
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
in Computer SMS (79 Characters)

85
A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding.
in Computer SMS (237 Characters)

85
Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.
in Computer SMS (183 Characters)

85
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
in Computer SMS (137 Characters)

85
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
in Computer SMS (180 Characters)

85
FLAME UR PAST IN BHOGI.INVITE NEW HOPES,ENJOY KANUMA WITH ALL TASTES.HAPPY PONGAL.ENJOY
in Bhogi SMS (88 Characters)

84
Software is like entropy: It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.
in Computer SMS (138 Characters)

83
Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.
in Computer SMS (260 Characters)

80
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.
in Computer SMS (146 Characters)

80
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
in Computer SMS (91 Characters)

80
And then you start getting into the technical side of it and the aesthetic side and with those areas you can come up with new ways to visualise things, new ways to render and use the computer to make things look different and new and stuff like that.
in Computer SMS (250 Characters)

80
Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.
in Computer SMS (164 Characters)

80
WISH U A HAPPY BHOGI, MAKARA SANKRANTHI
in Bhogi SMS (40 Characters)

80
'On the blissful occasion of Sankranti, Lohri, Pongal & Bhogi I wish you for prosperity, peace and happiness.'
in Bhogi SMS (111 Characters)

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