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What do I miss about my wife Her absence.
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No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :'why would I take the risk '
in Misleading SMS (82 Characters)

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Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS
in Misleading SMS (155 Characters)

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I was nervous at first, it was big & long &went straight up, Ihad to try it... i eased myself onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators now
in Misleading SMS (161 Characters)

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I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.
in Misleading SMS (68 Characters)

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At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS
in Misleading SMS (136 Characters)

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I was nervous at first, it was big & long &went straight up, Ihad to try it... i eased myself onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators now
in Misleading SMS (177 Characters)

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Ek larki dusri se:Yar shuru shuru main To Bara Maza Aa Raha ThaLekin,…@Doosri: lekin Kia Batao na1st: lekin Jab Bad Me Zor Zor Ke Jhatke Lagne Lage,Meri To Kamar Hi Toot Gai,£Me to Kasam Khati HonkAainda£ @ChingChi (Riksha)Me Kabhi Safar Nahi Karon gi.,
in Misleading SMS (257 Characters)

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Fill in the blanks1.BOO_S2. _ _NDOM3.F_ _ K4.P_ N_S5.PU_S_Answers1.BOOKS2.RANDOM3.FORK4.PANTS5.PULSEMAY GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND!..
in Misleading SMS (132 Characters)

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16 years(.)=(.)25 years( . )=( . )36 years( ¤ )=( ¤ )Kia samjhay Zyada SMS parhogy to,itna bara chashma lagay ga…
in Misleading SMS (123 Characters)

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Last night I went to bed without you.Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth,your soft touch against my skin.Where were you last night,my lovely pyjamas.
in Misleading SMS (156 Characters)

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Din Ko KroYARat Ko KroAnder KroYABahir KroBed Pr KroYAKursi Pr kroPyar Se KroYAGhose Se Kro1Bar KroYA2Bar Kro...Krna To SMS HaJesy Mrzi kro.
in Misleading SMS (140 Characters)

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Girl: What do you like in me Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it.Girt: Rascal you are with me for that Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..!
in Misleading SMS (144 Characters)

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Women are basically greedy.They want all things from one man.Men are so simple.They want only one thing from all women.
in Misleading SMS (119 Characters)

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MBBS Final Exam:-Question: Fill in the blanks.If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
in Misleading SMS (132 Characters)

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One American in Rome,Drinking beer at street cafewhen a pretty girl sat beside him.American: Hello, do you understand English Girl: only little.American: How much Girl: Fifty dollars.
in Misleading SMS (183 Characters)

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Kareena has small!Rakhi has big!Rani maukheerji has 1 big and 1 smallAishwarya rai has too smallWhat’s that The letter ‘R’But i like the way you think!!
in Misleading SMS (155 Characters)

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A Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab:“Peer sahab, Ajj kal mere shohar raat bhar ghar se bahir rehte hain..”Peer sahab:Bibi… Yeh problem hay Ya INVITATION
in Misleading SMS (149 Characters)

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Catch her by her waistBring her homeKeep ur hand on her neckPut your lips on her lips& have aNice Drink“COCA COLA”Buurrrrrrrrrr…..
in Misleading SMS (130 Characters)

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I love you.i realy love You.i really love u more then anything...yahi kahna chahta tha Majno apni Laila sy us bechary ko English e nai ati thi :p
in Misleading SMS (145 Characters)

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