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The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
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Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
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A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
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Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text
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Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
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It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.
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Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
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My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.
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My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere.
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We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.
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Q: What's the difference between a racist's house and a porcupine?
A: With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Q: Why didn't the racist cross the road?
A: He was afraid of the other side.
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Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...
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All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand .
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I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.
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I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.
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I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!
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It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.
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It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live
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