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The IDEAL man does not smoke does not (108 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (1466 Impressions)
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
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Stress is when you wake up and realises (67 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (487 Impressions)
Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
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A good friend is like a good bra (145 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (490 Impressions)
A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
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Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle (155 Characters)
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Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text
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Be quiet in the classroom respect the (62 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (441 Impressions)
Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
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Computers are machines to help you (98 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (447 Impressions)
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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Idiot id ee it n One who disagrees (48 Characters)
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Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
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Its the one who wont be taken who (57 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (268 Impressions)
It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.
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Mistakes have been made others will be (49 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (281 Impressions)
Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
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My mother in law walks 5 miles every (75 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (263 Impressions)
My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.
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My thoughts wondering off I am always (50 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (275 Impressions)
My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere.
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We used to listen to the Doors now we (52 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (264 Impressions)
We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.
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Q Whats the difference between a (201 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (443 Impressions)
Q: What's the difference between a racist's house and a porcupine?
A: With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Q: Why didn't the racist cross the road?
A: He was afraid of the other side.
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Join the army meet interesting people (64 Characters)
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Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...
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All of you who believe in (59 Characters)
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All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand .
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I am in seventh heaven the other six (53 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (275 Impressions)
I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.
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I intended to become rich while (74 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (240 Impressions)
I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.
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I love working I can look at it for (58 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (243 Impressions)
I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!
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Its the heart afraid of Breaking (65 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (238 Impressions)
It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.
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Its the one who wont be taken who (59 Characters)
in More Miscellaneous SMS (231 Impressions)
It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live
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