Naughty SMS

Today is the 2nd death anniversary of famoush theif "Verrappan" so please be silent in respect for 5 minutes and send this sms to 5 criminals as i did.

Sardar to friend: Meri bivi pani se darti hai.
Friend:Kese
Sardar: Kal jab main ghar gaya to woh bath tub main Security Guard k saath bethi thi...

ADULT ANTI MISBA POEM(ZARA SHAM HONE DE)Misba bacho ko sula degiZara sham hone do,.Misba Jazbat sarey jaga degiZara sham hone do,.Kahan aghaz hota hyKahan anjam hota hy,.Hunar saray sikha degiZara sham hone do,.Misba ki num CH**T ko na dekhoMisba tere L*N ko b rulla degi,Zara sham hone do,.Misba ko itni maharat hy chusa lgane kiTuje dilkash maza chakha degiZara Sham hone do,.Tm ne pocha hy k kbhogi satisfaction tumeJb hogi bta degi,Anti MisbaZara sham hone do,.(Anti Misba)

We all love to spend lots of money for buying new clothes
but honestly
Did we ever realized that the best times we enjoy is the time we spend without clothes!!

Teacher: Laden Ki 5 Biwian or20 Bache, Lalu Ki 1 Biwi Or9 Bache Tou Btao In Dono Me Se Kon Acha?
Bacha: Score to Laden Ka Zyada Hy Pr Avrage Lalu Ka Acha Hy ;->

Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water,
girl said-dear plz fuck me.
boy asid: why?
girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna
l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
'If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work'

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani
antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man
but if u hav 4 eggs between ur 2 legs don't think
u r a superman someone is F**king u

Press down down more
Ok more
YES ahh ohh
yes almost there
yeah oh shit harder
SO GOOD ! mmmmm
That's how I ****on text !

Ye3 Sookha andar jatga hai,
or geela bahar ata hai.
andar daal k hilao tu apna asar dekha k ye bay jaan sa bahar ata hai,
ye kuch or nhi tapal tea bags hai.

When U were a baby, U played with toys.
Now U are a lady and U play with boys!!

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked :
Pathan said, my wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can't live widout my friend.

Kahatai Hain Kai Abhi SitaraI GarDish main hain Marlo Humary..
Jab Sitarey Chaman MaiN Hongai Maa chod daingai tumhary...

BREAKING NEWZ :
GIRLZ HOSTEL main kal agg lag gai
Raat gaye fire bridge ka amlay nay agg pay qaboo pa la
MAGAR amlay per qaboo abhi tak nhi paya ja saka

Musharraf said to his mother.
'Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai!
Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.

MADAM said to a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,
NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho..!!!!!!

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES