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We all love to spend lots of money for buying new clothes
but honestly
Did we ever realized that the best times we enjoy is the time we spend without clothes!!
in Naughty SMS (205 Characters)

Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water,
girl said-dear plz fuck me.
boy asid: why?
girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.
in Naughty SMS (158 Characters)

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__
(*&%$ ##@#&*&?'}::_+¶+_)*(^%$##$%
aakhe faad ke kya dekh
rahe ho jaiki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
in Naughty SMS (154 Characters)

BAR & BRA... wonder what it s about these three letters that both induce sudden desire & thirst, anytime you see them open...
in Naughty SMS (125 Characters)

Donít carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.
in Naughty SMS (110 Characters)

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna
l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
in Naughty SMS (172 Characters)

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
in Naughty SMS (154 Characters)

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani
antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
in Naughty SMS (148 Characters)

Press down down more
Ok more
YES ahh ohh
yes almost there
yeah oh shit harder
SO GOOD ! mmmmm
That's how I ****on text !
in Naughty SMS (126 Characters)


Today is the 2nd death anniversary of famoush theif "Verrappan" so please be silent in respect for 5 minutes and send this sms to 5 criminals as i did.
in Naughty SMS (215 Characters)

Ye3 Sookha andar jatga hai,
or geela bahar ata hai.
andar daal k hilao tu apna asar dekha k ye bay jaan sa bahar ata hai,
ye kuch or nhi tapal tea bags hai.
in Naughty SMS (161 Characters)

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked :
Pathan said, my wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can't live widout my friend.
in Naughty SMS (125 Characters)

Kahatai Hain Kai Abhi SitaraI GarDish main hain Marlo Humary..
Jab Sitarey Chaman MaiN Hongai Maa chod daingai tumhary...
in Naughty SMS (122 Characters)

BREAKING NEWZ :
GIRLZ HOSTEL main kal agg lag gai
Raat gaye fire bridge ka amlay nay agg pay qaboo pa la
MAGAR amlay per qaboo abhi tak nhi paya ja saka
in Naughty SMS (155 Characters)

Musharraf said to his mother.
'Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai!
Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.
in Naughty SMS (131 Characters)

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
in Naughty SMS (128 Characters)

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo,
agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
in Naughty SMS (82 Characters)

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?'
He said, 'Because you came home early.'
in Naughty SMS (162 Characters)

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'
in Naughty SMS (98 Characters)

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river,
but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in!
MORAL OF STORY?
The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
in Naughty SMS (170 Characters)

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