Our body is fully made of water
but whenever it hurts
blood comes out.
Our heart is full of blood
but whenever it hurts,
water comes from our eyes.
Mobiles are irritating,
But still I love my mobile
because it connects U & ME
Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,
And l say REMEMBER me lot.
FOUR FACTS to live better life ;
1ST: Never say sorry to the one , who LIKES you.
2ND: Never say Bye to the one , who NEEDS you.
3RD: Never Blame the one , who really TRUSTS you.
4TH: Never forget the one , who always REMEMBERS you
Man to God:
Please Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life…
God Smiled And Replied:
I Have Given You
Life To Enjoy Everything…
7 RULES TO BE HAPPY…..
1. Never hate…..
2. Dont worry…..
3. Live simple…..
4. Expect a little…..
5. Give a lot…..
6. Always smile…..
7. Have a person like me who always remember you …..
Sacrifice is greater than Love.
Character is greater than Beauty.
Humanity is greater than Wealth.
But Nothing is greater than Good Relations.
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai,
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai,
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai,
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.
Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin glass mein hota hai,
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin saali ko hota hai.
Hum Roz kahan se Naey MSG Bhejen...
Hum ne Kya MSG Ki Factory Laga rakhi hai..??
GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
E-Equally......Thats why boys go
to college regularly....
the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.
Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl...!
so now lets START
womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life
scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download
thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life