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Har ek sukhi aaurat ko apne jeevan me pati se kya chahiye. . . ???Jinda rahne tak uska khada Lu#d aur marne k baad uska provident fund.
in Non-Veg. SMS (136 Characters)

Agar aap Free mein Ghar, Free mein Massage aur Free mein Khanapina chahte hai to turant 100 par Dial kare aur Jor se kahe 'M*d*rch#d'
in Non-Veg. SMS (134 Characters)

Hamari Dosti koi sardi bhukhar nahi jo aakar 2-4 dino mein chali jaye, ye to HIV Aids ki tarah hai jo ek baar ho jaye to maut k sath hi jaye.
in Non-Veg. SMS (141 Characters)

Nan: Dr. mere urine report me kya hai.Dr.: u r Pregnant.Nan: o my god ! ab to Candle ka bhi bharosa nahi !!!!!
in Non-Veg. SMS (111 Characters)

Wife:'Dr. mere pati k Lu#d pe madhumukkhi ne kata hai'Dr.: 'oh!, suujh gaya, Dard bhi hai kaya?'Wife:' Ji han, lekin sirf dard ki Dawa do, suujan rahne do. !
in Non-Veg. SMS (158 Characters)

what is tragidy of film Sholay??ek to Thakur ki Biwi mar gai thi aur uper se Gabber ne us ke dono hath kaat diye the
in Non-Veg. SMS (117 Characters)

A sardar having SX with his wife when his condom went in. wife asked: Ab kya hoga?Sardar: kuchh nahi, bachcha pagdi k saath aaega.
in Non-Veg. SMS (131 Characters)

Husband: Good Night.Wife: ye kaisi Good Night, band karo Light, L~nd karo Tight, Ch~t se karo Fight, jab nikal jaye Wight tab hogi Good Night.
in Non-Veg. SMS (143 Characters)

Rocket & PlanePlane says: 'yaar Rocket tum itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?'Rocket: 'yeh to wohi jaane jis k ga#d main AAG lagi ho....'
in Non-Veg. SMS (142 Characters)

1986 ki girl; Mom jeans pehen lu Mom: Na betii log kya kahenge.2006 ki girl: Mom mini skirt pehen luMom; pehen beti kuch to pehen.
in Non-Veg. SMS (131 Characters)

Sardar Ji suhagrat kaisi rahi,oy kya batau yaar 7 baar miss call ho gaya aur 8 v baar Account me balance hi na tha
in Non-Veg. SMS (115 Characters)

Thought of the day:- School ki ghanti ya ladki, dono mein se kisi ko bhi bajayoge, to ander se bachche hi niklenge.
in Non-Veg. SMS (116 Characters)

Doctor: Aapke ghutne me moch kaise aai,Lady: I was f~cked in doggy style. Doctor: Don't u know any other styles?Lady: I know, but my dog doesn'tů.!!!
in Non-Veg. SMS (150 Characters)

Sardar G to his friend: 'yaar badi mushkil mein hoon, meri BV mujhse ek kiss ka 100 Rs. leti hai'Friend: 'Achcha, yaar tu to bada hi Lucky hai, dusron se to wo 500 Rs. leti hai'.
in Non-Veg. SMS (179 Characters)

Ek Kauwa(crow) Sardar k upar Shit(tatti) kar deta hai to Sardarni tissue paper lakar deti hai,Sardar kehta hai : 'Ab kiski ga#d ponchhu? Kauwa to udd gaya.....!'
in Non-Veg. SMS (162 Characters)

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