Pathan


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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..
When a person askied what he was doing..
He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
in Pathan (142 Characters)

90
Gadhay aur Pathan k bachay mein kia cheez common hoti hai?
Answer: - Dono baday ho k transport ka kaam kartay hain.
in Pathan (116 Characters)

90
Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha KayAap Ki Umar Kya Hai? Pathan Bola 20 Saal:10 Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus Ne Umar Ke Bare Me Poocha Pathan Ne Phir Wahi 20 Saal Batai Is Per Woh Aadmi Bola Ke Pathan Sahib 10 Saal Pehle Bhi Aap 20 Saal Ke Thi Aur Aaj Bhi .Pathan Ne Kaha KePathan Ke Aik Zubaan Hooti HaiHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
in Pathan (317 Characters)

90
Aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli sir what u want
pathan bola mujhe naswaar chaheya
air hostess boli sir idher naswaar nahi milta hai
pathan bola aeroplane ko lahore main roko main naswaar lekar aata hoon…
in Pathan (227 Characters)

90
A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai?
Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh
to janwar hai, usko kya pata
in Pathan (315 Characters)

90
Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai
Wo Jb Dulhan Ko Lay Kr Ja Raha Hota Hai
To Dulhan Ka Bhai Ro Ker Kahta Hai
Meri Behan Ka Khyal Rkhna
Dulha Bhi Ro Ker Kehta Hai
Tum Preshan Mat Ho Yara
Ye Tumara Behan Hai Hmara Bhi Behan Hai
in Pathan (226 Characters)

90
Pathan riding a cycle, hits a Girl.
Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?
Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!!
Poori cycle maar diya Humne,
aab ghanti alag se maaru kya ?
in Pathan (159 Characters)

90
1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho?
Bola Khud Ko!!!
Pocha,
Kia Likha Hai?
Bola Mujhe Kia Pata
Abhi Mujhe Mila Thori Hai...
in Pathan (165 Characters)

90
Aik Dafa Ka Zikar Hai K Aik Pathan Kisi
K Ghar Gaya Door Pe Knock Kia Ander
Se Awaz Ai K Kon Hai Kaha Bahadur Khan,
Phir Poocha Gaya K Bap Ka Kia Nam Hai Kaha
K Delair Khan, Phir Poocha Gaya K Dada Ka
Kia Nam Hai Kaha K Sher Khan Phir Awaz Ai
K To Bahar Kyun Kharay Ho Jawab Mila K Ji
Aap K Darwazay Pe Kuta Betha Hai
in Pathan (324 Characters)

90
Pathan:
Oye Mre Shampoo K 7 Wala Free Gift De,,,
Shopkeeper!
G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He,,,,
PATHAN:
Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He
DANDRUFF FREE..
in Pathan (154 Characters)

80
Ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha
jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge?
Pathan: wai zaroor dega PTCL per ya MOBILE per
in Pathan (132 Characters)

80
Aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir jeb me hath rakh leta he aik admi dryaft karta he to wo kehta he yar karachi ka ajeeb log he aese thokta he jese chawani athani hota he...
in Pathan (227 Characters)

80
Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi
khan ne kaha ke 6 number bus jay gi
admi ne kaha ke agar 6 number nahi mili to kia karoon
khan ne kaha agar 6 number nahi mile to teen teen number ka do bus pakar lena.
in Pathan (245 Characters)

75
Aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha
pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga taxi wale ne kaha jay ga khan bola to jao ider q khara he
in Pathan (150 Characters)

70
Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
in Pathan (95 Characters)

70
1 Daryaa k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach se darya main Dahi daal rahy thay.
1 Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.
Pathan: Ha ha ha ha.. O Pagal ka bacha loog isi liye tum par lateefay banataa hai.
Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?
in Pathan (279 Characters)

70
Aik pathan airport sy bahir aya tou samnay taxi wala kharaa tha pathan ny poocha
sadar jaye ga taxi walay ny kaha jaye ga tou Pathan bola tou jao idhar qiun khara hy
in Pathan (166 Characters)

70
Ek Pathan Airhostess sy: 'Aap kw shakl mari Biwi sy bohat milti hy.'
Airhostess ak zor say thappar marti hai.
Pathan:'Aadat bhe bohat milti hy.'
in Pathan (146 Characters)

70
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha:
'Kocha! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms Send Kr Do, Humara Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy...' ;->
in Pathan (141 Characters)

70
Bush Offers a pathan Tum hume usama do Hum tum Ko titanic wali Larki Dega.
Pathan,Thek hai Hum Tumko usama dega Lakin Humko Titanic wali Larki nahi Larka chaiye.
in Pathan (162 Characters)

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