Ek Insaan Ko Kya ChahiyeEk Patni Jo Pyar DeEk Patni Jo Acchha Khana BanayeEk Patni Jo Bahut Paisewali HoaurTeeno Patniya Ek doosare sa kabhi na mile
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Men who don’t understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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Difference between GF & Wife GF-Beauty, Wf-DutyGF-Pension, Wf- Tension,GF-Yummy, Wf-Vehmi,GF-Cool, Wf-Fool,GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat FutiGF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake
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Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di.Mummy: Beta, aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge.Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein.
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Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete Pati: Ek second ki tarah.Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena tohPati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein
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lambi jiski height ho,Chehara jiska bright ho,Weight mein thodi light Ho,Thodi see wo quiet ho,Aise apni Wife ho
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Wife : Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho Husband : Tum Be To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho Wife : Me To Maa Ban Ne Wali Hu Husband : Me Be To Baap Ban Ne Wala Hu
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Wife: i will die. Husband: i will also die. Wife: Why do you want 2 die Husband: bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
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Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you. Wife: Thanks! but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
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Wife : Tumhara DosT Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kr Raha He, Tum Usse Rokte Q Nahi Husband : Q Roku Sale Ko Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya
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WIFE : Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai Ke Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota HUSBAND : Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha.!
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Biwi:- shohar se aaj aap office se jaldi kaise aagaye Shohar:- aanhank mere boss ko gussa aagaya aur woh bola jahanum main jao main forun utha aur tumhare pass aagaya
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Wife:- india jao tu saarhi bhaijna dubai jao tu jwlry france jao tu prfum husband ne jal k kaha aur dozakh jao tu kya bhaiju Wife:- . . . . . IMRAN HASHMI
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Wife: Sunoji Doctor ne koi hill-station jaane k liye kaha.Hum kaha jayenge. Husband:Dusre doctor ke pass.
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Husband: Jee karta hai tumhri zulfon mein kho jau, Aankhon mein bas jau, Tumhari baho mein jhul jau... Wife: Dev Anand hi rahoge Ya Kabhi Emraan Hashmi bhi Banoge
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When a wife was asked - What book do you like the best She answers - My husband's cheque book.
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Wife : Why are U so lazy Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight. Wife : Why Husband : I was with you in my dream!
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Husband: raat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife: Kaun si movie thi Husband: Apni shadi ki.
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