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Ek Insaan Ko Kya ChahiyeEk Patni Jo Pyar DeEk Patni Jo Acchha Khana BanayeEk Patni Jo Bahut Paisewali HoaurTeeno Patniya Ek doosare sa kabhi na mile

Men who donít understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

Difference between GF & Wife GF-Beauty, Wf-DutyGF-Pension, Wf- Tension,GF-Yummy, Wf-Vehmi,GF-Cool, Wf-Fool,GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat FutiGF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake

Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di.Mummy: Beta, aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge.Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein.

Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete Pati: Ek second ki tarah.Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena tohPati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein

lambi jiski height ho,Chehara jiska bright ho,Weight mein thodi light Ho,Thodi see wo quiet ho,Aise apni Wife ho

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Wife : Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho Husband : Tum Be To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho Wife : Me To Maa Ban Ne Wali Hu Husband : Me Be To Baap Ban Ne Wala Hu

Wife: i will die. Husband: i will also die. Wife: Why do you want 2 die Husband: bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you. Wife: Thanks! but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Wife : Tumhara DosT Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kr Raha He, Tum Usse Rokte Q Nahi Husband : Q Roku Sale Ko Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya

WIFE : Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai Ke Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota HUSBAND : Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha.!

Biwi:- shohar se aaj aap office se jaldi kaise aagaye Shohar:- aanhank mere boss ko gussa aagaya aur woh bola jahanum main jao main forun utha aur tumhare pass aagaya

Wife:- india jao tu saarhi bhaijna dubai jao tu jwlry france jao tu prfum husband ne jal k kaha aur dozakh jao tu kya bhaiju Wife:- . . . . . IMRAN HASHMI

Wife: Sunoji Doctor ne koi hill-station jaane k liye kaha.Hum kaha jayenge. Husband:Dusre doctor ke pass.

Husband: Jee karta hai tumhri zulfon mein kho jau, Aankhon mein bas jau, Tumhari baho mein jhul jau... Wife: Dev Anand hi rahoge Ya Kabhi Emraan Hashmi bhi Banoge

When a wife was asked - What book do you like the best She answers - My husband's cheque book.

Wife : Why are U so lazy Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight. Wife : Why Husband : I was with you in my dream!

Husband: raat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife: Kaun si movie thi Husband: Apni shadi ki.

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