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QUESTION Whats pink and hard when it

                        QUESTION: 
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out? 
ANSWER: 
Bubblegum

1 years ago in Funny Questions SMS

Q WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS

                        Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

1 years ago in Funny Questions SMS

Q WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS A A

                         Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.

1 years ago in Funny Questions SMS

Q WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS

                        Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.

1 years ago in Funny Questions SMS

Q WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS

                        Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT? A. WIDOW

1 years ago in Funny Questions SMS

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I saw an interesting line on girls..

i saw an interesting line on girls t-shirt-'ONLY ENGINEERS CAN SEE HIDDEN LINES AND MSSING CURVES.'

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Happiness is good health and a bad..

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.

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Hi today is topup day so topup my..

Hi today is topup day,so topup my no if you are one of the following type of friend:Rs10=just frndRs30=nice frndRs50=sweet frdRs121=cute frdRs301=gud frdRs501=caring frdRs1001=best frd (God)This is a chance to prove ur Friendship…Hurry up..

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Good news A new way to send Romantic..

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

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Joh sadiyon se hota aaya hai Woh..

Joh sadiyon se hota aaya hai,
Woh repeat kar doonga,
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil se,
Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga.

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