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wouldn't Be Hot 
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Wouldn't Be Blue 
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I Wouldn't Be Happy 
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('o') without 
(&quot;)(&quot;) some1 like U

2 yearss ago in Naughty SMS

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain no

                        Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain? 
no? 
r u sure? 
plz check again. 
no? 
ok! 
no problem 
sabit hua kay waqie Gadhay kay sir per seengh nahi hotay

2 yearss ago in Naughty SMS

Jab hota hai tera didar Dil dharakta

                        Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dharakta hai baar-baar 

Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dharakta hai baar-baar 

Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar

2 yearss ago in Naughty SMS

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount

                        It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. 
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

2 yearss ago in Naughty SMS

Aap ki aankhain chanda jesi aap ke

                        Aap ki aankhain chanda jesi... 

aap ke baal chanda jesay.... 

aap ka chehra chanda jesa... 

aur..... 

chanda hamari bhains ka naam...

2 yearss ago in Naughty SMS

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Sali Jija ji 500 rs dedo agley..

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, 
agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

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Daughter Mom kya yeh sach hai..

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna
l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

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Don t carry umbrella during rain..

Don’t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.

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Daughter Mummy that man gave me..

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

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Joh sadiyon se hota aaya hai Woh..

Joh sadiyon se hota aaya hai,
Woh repeat kar doonga,
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil se,
Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga.

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