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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. ~Will Rogers
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Taxation with representation ain't so hot either. ~Gerald Barzan
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Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
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America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation. ~Laurence J. Peter
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The United States has a system of taxation by confession. ~Hugo Black
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Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? ~Peg Bracken
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. ~Will Rogers
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. ~H.L. Mencken
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The nation should have a tax system that looks like someone designed it on purpose. ~William Simon
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We must care for each other more, and tax each other less. ~Bill Archer
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The expenses of government, having for their object the interest of all, should be borne by everyone, and the more a man enjoys the advantages of society, the more he ought to hold himself honored in contributing to those expenses. ~Anne Robert Jacques Turgot
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The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least hissing. ~Jean Baptist Colbert, attributed
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What at first was plunder assumed the softer name of revenue. ~Thomas Paine
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Did you ever notice that when you put the words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS?' ~Author Unknown
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We have long had death and taxes as the two standards of inevitability. But there are those who believe that death is the preferable of the two. 'At least,' as one man said, 'there's one advantage about death; it doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.' ~Erwin N. Griswold
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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. ~Herman Wouk
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Capital punishment: The income tax. ~Jeff Hayes
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If the Lord loveth a cheerful giver, how he must hate the taxpayer! ~John Andrew Holmes
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Of course the truth is that the congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the laws they pass. The laws are written by staff tax nerds who can put pretty much any wording they want in there. I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene (''Yes, yes, YES!' moaned Vanessa as Lance, his taut body moist with moisture, again and again depreciated her adjusted gross rate of annualized fiscal debenture'). ~Dave Barry
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People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women. ~Author Unknown
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