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Saali: Agar cigarette ke paise bachate to samne khadi BMW aapki hoti.
Jiju: Tum cigarette nahi peeti. kya wo car tumhari hai?
Saali: No
Jiju: Wo car meri hi hai
in Jija Sali (165 Characters)

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Jija Saali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi hai?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to aap le gaye.
in Jija Sali (132 Characters)

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Saali: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years?
Jiju: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
in Jija Sali (153 Characters)

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Jiju: Wow.
Your sister looks so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin. What does she use?
Saali: Adobe Photoshop!
in Jija Sali (129 Characters)

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Jiju: Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya hai?
Saali: Ek Number ke CHOR, jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.
in Jija Sali (131 Characters)

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Friend: What is the similarity between a saali and petrol?
Jiju: 1. both are explosive, 2. both are hot and 3. both are dangerous when kept in open!
in Jija Sali (151 Characters)

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Saali: Which computer do you have?
Jiju: I have an core i7 at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 card.
Jiju: How about you?
Saali: A PINK ONE!
in Jija Sali (166 Characters)

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Jija was walking in rain.
Saali: Why don’t you share my umbrella?
Jija: No its ok and walked away.
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi. Saali dikhne mein ugly thi!
in Jija Sali (161 Characters)

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Jiju asks Saali: Vidaai ke time tumhaari behen itna kyu royi?
Saali: Agar aapko pata chale ki ghar se le ja ke koi
aapse bartan manjvayega to aap kya nachenge?
in Jija Sali (163 Characters)

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Saali:Where do you see MANGOES?
Jija:Mango tree? Saali:No
Jija:Fruit shop? Saali:No
Jija:Maaza? Saali:No
Jija: ?
Saali:Jaha beautiful woman goes
Piche MAN GOES.
in Jija Sali (168 Characters)

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Saali: 45 Kg Ki Ladki Uthaane mein Ladko ko Preshani nahi hoti, but 18Kg ka Gas Cylinder Uthaane mein pasine chhut jaate hai. Kyun?
Jija: Kaminapan hai aur kya.
in Jija Sali (163 Characters)

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Saali: Agar behen se shaadi karni hai to monthlymom ko 10 kg aata aur papa ki car mein 20 litre petrol dena hoga.
Jiju: Behen chalta hoon, ma baba ko Hi kehna.
in Jija Sali (162 Characters)

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Joota chupaai ki rasm mein dulhae ki sali ne kaha:
Main to 1100 lungi.
Doosri sali boli main 2100 lungi.
Peeche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.
in Jija Sali (165 Characters)

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Saali ne Jija ke kamre pe notice likha:
Khidki par parde daal kar rakhiye. Aapka Pyaar andha ho sakta hai, magar hamare ghar ke naukar nahi.
in Jija Sali (143 Characters)

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Saali: Jiju, what are you doing?
Jiju: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Saali: Aw How cute!
Jiju: Ya! But she is not replying, so I am texting you.
in Jija Sali (165 Characters)

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Jiju: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho?
Saali: Mere dad Chinese the.
Jiju: Wo kaha hai?
Saali: Mar gaye.
Jija: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!
in Jija Sali (163 Characters)

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Saali: Aap is ghar ke damaad hai. Hum aapk liye aag pe chal sakte hai.
Jija: Kya tum mera bill bhar ke aa sakti ho?
Saali: Kya? Dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai?
in Jija Sali (162 Characters)

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Jija to Saali:Har kamayab aadmi ke pichhe aurat hoti hai, jo use itna pareshan karti hai ki wo kaam mein busy ho jata hai aur kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti hai
in Jija Sali (162 Characters)

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Jija: Suno jara.
Saali: Chup jiju, Khate time baat nahi karte,
Khaane ke baad
Saali: Ab bolo
Jija: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, aur ban le Heroine!
in Jija Sali (154 Characters)

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Jija: What are you doing this weekend? Saali: Nothing much! Why? are you and didi taking me for a movie? Jija: No, I need someone to take care of my dog
in Jija Sali (154 Characters)

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Saali: Jija ji 500 Rs. Dedo, agle hafte lauta dungi.
Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, par Abhi de de.
in Jija Sali (98 Characters)

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Jiju: Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Saali: Wah!
Jiju: Gaur farmaiye.
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GADHA hai.
in Jija Sali (164 Characters)

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Saali: kya kar rahe ho?
Jija: Makhiyan maar raha hoon.
Saali: kitni maari?
Jija: 3 male or 2 female
Saali: Kaise?
Jija: 3 sharab ki bottle pe thi or do phone pe
in Jija Sali (167 Characters)

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What is the difference between wife’s and saali’s tears?
Classic Answer
Saali’s tears affect man’s heart and wife’s tears affect man’s pocket.



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in Jija Sali (289 Characters)

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A cute new baby ecard to wish happiness to the new parents of a baby girl.
in New Born Baby SMS (74 Characters)

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Send warm wishes to the grandma/ grandpa on their newly found happiness.
in New Born Baby SMS (72 Characters)

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This Baby is Your Blessing, I wish happiness in every way, Good luck God Bless, I say And many Blessings and wishes, To Welcome Baby into Your Life Today.
in New Born Baby SMS (154 Characters)

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If a baby iz born
in AFRICA
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth
you fool
a new born baby dont have teeth
in New Born Baby SMS (119 Characters)

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Step by step the journey goes on
Little by little it may seem so long
Forget about ur past, u can't change it
Forget about ur future, u cant predict it
Just think about present, u can handle it
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy
in New Born Baby SMS (238 Characters)

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Babies are the most
beautiful gifts from God
May ur small one
grow strong & happy
under ur care and love
in New Born Baby SMS (109 Characters)

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Good to hear
ur havin' a baby
Congrats! Cigars on me!
in New Born Baby SMS (55 Characters)

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An unexpected blessing
is always the best gift!
Congratulations
on the new baby!
May U guys
have many more!
in New Born Baby SMS (113 Characters)

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Holi Dar Varshi Yet
Aani sarvana rangun jate
Te rang nighun ja
Pan tumachya premacha rang tasach rahto
HAPPY HOLI
in Holi Shayari (121 Characters)

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Pyar sneh samarpan dular mohabbat
sadbhawna sadvichar in saat rango ki
rahe baucchar aaj ka din laye aapke jeevan
me satrangi bahar. HAPPY HOLI !!
in Holi Shayari (152 Characters)

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Radha ke rang aur Kanhaiya ki pichkari,
Pyaar ke rang se rang do duniya saari..
Ye rang na jaane koi majhab na boli,
Mubarak ho aapko khushiyo bhari holi..
HAPPY HOLI
in Holi Shayari (174 Characters)

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NATURE KA HAR RANG
AAP PE BARSE
HAR KOI AAPSE HOLI KHELNE KO TARSE
RANGDE AAP KO MIL Ke SAB ITNA
KI AAP WOH RANG CHHUDANE KO TARSE.
ENJOY COLOURS HAPPY HOLI
in Holi Shayari (166 Characters)

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H_A_P_P_Y

H_O_L_I

BCOZ KABIR JI NE KAHA THA
KAL KARE SO AAJ KAR
AAJ KARE SO AB
NETWORK FAIL HO JAYEGA
PHIR WISH KAREGA KAB.
in Holi Shayari (141 Characters)

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Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte
bujdil kabhi khulkar var nahi karte
aur ham wo h jo HAPPY HOLI kahne k liye holi ka intar nahi karte
in Holi Shayari (141 Characters)

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, ,
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barish karvayi hai apke liye
Naha lena
Holi ka intezar mat karna…. Abhi 4 din hain..
in Holi Shayari (132 Characters)

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A splash of red i send u,
a tinge of blue to cool the hue,
a rush of green for warmth and zest,
for u n ur family wishes best.
Happy holi!!
in Holi Shayari (147 Characters)

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May the Divine Light of
Holi Spread into your Life
Peace, Prosperity, joy, Health and wealth.
Happy Holi.
in Holi Shayari (111 Characters)

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Holi is not only about colors and sweets.
It reminds of the divine and eternal love of Krishna and Radha.
It also reminds one of Narashima,
Prahlada and Hiranyakashyapa and thus the fact that
‘Truth and Humanity are invincible forces in the Universe
haPPy HoLi
in Holi Shayari (270 Characters)

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A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
Just a soft sms is enuff to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lots of fun an Blessings.
holi mubarik
in Holi Shayari (191 Characters)

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Dipped in hues of love
and
trust has come the festival of Holi.
happy holi
in Holi Shayari (80 Characters)

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The dominant idea behind Holi festival i
sthat we should live more in harmony with nature
instead of trying to destroy her and make her our slave
holi mubarak
in Holi Shayari (164 Characters)

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Holi is a special time of year to remember
those who are close to our
hearts with splashing color
happy holi
in Holi Shayari (114 Characters)

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The trees smile with their sprout
of tender leaves and blooming flowers,
Eternal nature with its transient expressions
Hails spring with ecstasy and joy!
Bewildering shades with so many tinge.
The land of beauty and greatness,
India, witnessing color of happiness and peace
Nation come alive to enjoy the spirit
A celebration of color- Holi!
An experience of content, harmony and delight

Holika burns amidst merriment and mirth.
Evil overpowered by love and devotion.
A festival to commemorate ‘Ras Lila’-
an enduring love saga of Radha and Krishna.

Gulal – red, green, yellow and countless
A day’s canvas – a riot of colors
Lively crowd running hither and thither,
Rainbow of colors, dashing from every nook and corner
Disregarding their woe and despair fervent folks,
rejoicing at the marvel of colors.
A day filled with luster and gaiety,
A day to smear our dreams-
With a splash of vibrant frenzy colors
Holi Hai! A spring of unbounded fun and frolic!!
in Holi Shayari (1008 Characters)

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Holi aaye holi aaye
Rang birangi holi aaye
Tarah tarah k rangoo se rangne
dekho phir se holi aaye ..

Lal, gulal, hara, nila
Har dukaan pe hai rangoo ka mela
Main to laal rang leke
tumare gaalon ko rang lagane chala…..

Holi to bas ek bahana hai rangoo ka
Ye tyohaar to hai aapas main
Dosti or Pyar badhane ka,
chalo sare gile sikwe dooe kar ke
ek dusre ko khub rang lagate hain.
milkar holi manate hain……

Holi ka rang to dhul jayega
dosti or pyar ka rang na dhul payega
Yehi to aasli rang hai zindegi ke
Jitna ranglo utna gehera hota jayega…….

i wish u a verry happy holi
in Holi Shayari (616 Characters)

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Pal Pal intezaar karte ha holi k din ke liye
Woh din ayega bhi to bus pal do pal ke liye

Guzarish hamari hai uss ghadi se..
Woh pal jald se laye din bhar ke liye
in Holi Shayari (171 Characters)

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Doston, is parv mein phailey hai rang saarey
Pichkari sang khelo Holi, ya ley aao gubarey
Choti Choti baatein hai, choti choti khushiya
Tum bhi jara haslo aaj, jab hasti yeh duniya
Na bura socho kisika, na rakho kisi se irshya
Karo kuch aisa, ki lage rang lai hai shiksha
in Holi Shayari (281 Characters)