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44.8
Answer for me

1:Agar Apko Muj Pe Ghusa Aye
To Ap Kya Karain Gay?
A:

2:Aap Muje Apni Konsi Sabse
Aziz Chez De Saktay Hen?
A:

3:Wo 1 Baat
Jo Apko Yakin Hai Me Nai Kar Sakti?
A:

4:Koi 1 Baat Jo Muj Me Hai Or Ap
Chahte Hen K Kash Ap Mai B Ho?
A:

5:Attractive Thing In Me?
A:

Reply is must
in Love Questions SMS (311 Characters)

45.9
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

LISTEN – TL + MAD – SEN + ICE – CEAD + SUCCESS + YES – CUE + OUT – TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

answer=” I MISS YOU”
in Love Questions SMS (197 Characters)

40.9
Do Reply to Question
Qusetion:
How to determine if some one is in true Love with you
Ans???
in Love Questions SMS (94 Characters)

55.5
Here is a Friend Test
Put The Names Of Any Of Ur 5 Friends
Infront Of Every Color

1-Yellow=
2-Orange=
3-White=
4-Red=
5-Green=

I’ll Reply U After Ur Ans
Reply Fast

Answers:

1- Yellow=Some 1 U Will Never Lose
2- Orange=Ur True Friend
3- White=Ur Twin Shoul
4- Red=Some 1 U Really Love
5- Green=Friends 4 Short Perioud But
Peaceful Friendship!
in Friendship Questions SMS (365 Characters)

53.6
Complete this Sentence:
“I always wanted to tell U that ………….”
Text Me back with the Answer
&
Forward to see what Others Text U
Rply is Must.
in Friendship Questions SMS (146 Characters)

54.8
Let C How Much U Know Me!

1-My Birthday?
2-Word I Say Most?
3-My Bad Habits?
4-My Quality That Attracts U?

Reply Me.
in Friendship Questions SMS (125 Characters)

49.2
Call me a joker, call me a fool Right at this moment I'm totally cool.
in Joker Quotes (70 Characters)

59.8
In This World,
We Have Only POSTMEN !
But, No POSTWOMEN !
Why??
Think !
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Yes
B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY
in Naughty Questions SMS (158 Characters)

46.9
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake!
in Jija Sali (234 Characters)

55.9
Har ek sukhi aaurat ko apne jeevan me pati se kya chahiye. . . ???Jinda rahne tak uska khada Lu#d aur marne k baad uska provident fund.
in Non-Veg. SMS (136 Characters)

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SOCHA KISI APNE SE BAAT KARE,APNE KISI KHASS KO YAAD KARE, KIYA JO FAISHALA'HOLI'KI SUBKAMANAYE DENE KA,DIL NE KAHA KINYO NA AAPSE HI SURUWAT KARE.....'HAPPY HOLI'
in Holi Shayari (163 Characters)

53
Agar aap Free mein Ghar, Free mein Massage aur Free mein Khanapina chahte hai to turant 100 par Dial kare aur Jor se kahe 'M*d*rch#d'
in Non-Veg. SMS (134 Characters)

30.6
Doctor: Aapke ghutne me moch kaise aai,Lady: I was f~cked in doggy style. Doctor: Don't u know any other styles?Lady: I know, but my dog doesn't….!!!
in Non-Veg. SMS (150 Characters)

32.2
Thought of the day:- School ki ghanti ya ladki, dono mein se kisi ko bhi bajayoge, to ander se bachche hi niklenge.
in Non-Veg. SMS (116 Characters)

38.2
1986 ki girl; Mom jeans pehen lu Mom: Na betii log kya kahenge.2006 ki girl: Mom mini skirt pehen luMom; pehen beti kuch to pehen.
in Non-Veg. SMS (131 Characters)

78.8
What Is More Painful?
When A Person Whom You Trust, Hurts You?
Or....
The Person Whom You Hurt, Still Trusts You?
Think and Reply Fast.
in Reply Me SMS (135 Characters)

65
Question for A Genius Like you..
If
2+3=10
7+2=63
6+5=66
8+4=96
then
9+7=?
Reply with in 5 Min if you are a Genious..
in Aptitude Questions SMS (125 Characters)

36.3
Muskare aap aur hum to fiza badal jae,Baate kare hum sang sang to mausam badal jayeItne dilkash he hum sab ke andaz,Ki chalenge saath saath to sarkar badal jaye
in Election SMS (178 Characters)

75.6
Suppose you are sitting with me,
On the stairs of the Tarris of your,
Home at 3 in midnight.
Suddenly, your phone rings and you stand up, And go promising me to come back, But the person on the phone is my mom, Giving you the creepy news that i died last night,
Will you come back to me
Reply Honestly?
in Reply Me SMS (302 Characters)

44
Do u think u can answer….


Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…
Reply The Answer.
in Aptitude Questions SMS (127 Characters)

30
Sardar G to his friend: 'yaar badi mushkil mein hoon, meri BV mujhse ek kiss ka 100 Rs. leti hai'Friend: 'Achcha, yaar tu to bada hi Lucky hai, dusron se to wo 500 Rs. leti hai'.
in Non-Veg. SMS (179 Characters)

44.7
A sardar having SX with his wife when his condom went in. wife asked: Ab kya hoga?Sardar: kuchh nahi, bachcha pagdi k saath aaega.
in Non-Veg. SMS (131 Characters)

50
Nan: Dr. mere urine report me kya hai.Dr.: u r Pregnant.Nan: o my god ! ab to Candle ka bhi bharosa nahi !!!!!
in Non-Veg. SMS (111 Characters)

39.2
Rocket & PlanePlane says: 'yaar Rocket tum itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?'Rocket: 'yeh to wohi jaane jis k ga#d main AAG lagi ho....'
in Non-Veg. SMS (142 Characters)

47.7
Wife:'Dr. mere pati k Lu#d pe madhumukkhi ne kata hai'Dr.: 'oh!, suujh gaya, Dard bhi hai kaya?'Wife:' Ji han, lekin sirf dard ki Dawa do, suujan rahne do. !
in Non-Veg. SMS (158 Characters)

51.5
Hamari Dosti koi sardi bhukhar nahi jo aakar 2-4 dino mein chali jaye, ye to HIV Aids ki tarah hai jo ek baar ho jaye to maut k sath hi jaye.
in Non-Veg. SMS (141 Characters)

45.8
Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
in Double Meaning Questions SMS (84 Characters)

38.3
OM me he AASTHA,OM me he VISHWAS,OM me he SARA SANSAR,OM me he SHAKTI,OM me he BHAKTI,OM se hoti hai ache din ki suruwaat .....@ HARI OM
in Devotional SMS (136 Characters)

28.3
Ek Kauwa(crow) Sardar k upar Shit(tatti) kar deta hai to Sardarni tissue paper lakar deti hai,Sardar kehta hai : 'Ab kiski ga#d ponchhu? Kauwa to udd gaya.....!'
in Non-Veg. SMS (162 Characters)

45.8
what is tragidy of film Sholay??ek to Thakur ki Biwi mar gai thi aur uper se Gabber ne us ke dono hath kaat diye the
in Non-Veg. SMS (117 Characters)

36.7
No good friends, no bad friends; only people you want, need to be with. People who build their houses in your heart.
in Bad Friend Quotes (116 Characters)

61.7
* Life Paper *
1. Zindagi ka Yadgaar Din?
Ans:
2. Best Friend ka Naam?
Ans:
3. Kis ko Boht Yaad Karte Ho?
Ans:
4. Zindgi Main Parents k Ilawa kon Important Hai?
Ans:
5. Kis se Love Hua Tha Aur Ab b Hai?
Ans:
6.Koi Aap Se Pyar Karta ho Us ka Naam?
Ans:
7.Kis Type K Insan Se Nafrat Hai?
Ans:
Reply.
in Reply Me SMS (297 Characters)

35.5
Sardar Ji suhagrat kaisi rahi,oy kya batau yaar 7 baar miss call ho gaya aur 8 v baar Account me balance hi na tha
in Non-Veg. SMS (115 Characters)

43.6
Husband: Good Night.Wife: ye kaisi Good Night, band karo Light, L~nd karo Tight, Ch~t se karo Fight, jab nikal jaye Wight tab hogi Good Night.
in Non-Veg. SMS (143 Characters)

43.6
Do not put your trust in a bad companion nor even trust an ordinary friend, for if he should get angry with you, he may bring all your secrets to light.
in Bad Friend Quotes (152 Characters)

85
Fantastic answer by Dr Kalam to a question asked at the BBC,Define BIRTHDAY.........Answer = the only day in your life, when you cried and your Mother was smiling..............
in General Questions SMS (176 Characters)

46
False friends are worse than open enemies.
in Bad Friend Quotes (42 Characters)

82
2 Birds soch samajh kr 1 dusre se alag hue,pr fir b wo mar gaye.
Q.?
kyuki unhe malum nhi tha k najdikiya pehle adat,
fir jarurat,
aur fir zindgi ban jati hai.
in Sentimental SMS (163 Characters)

26.7
What part of a human body doesn’t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)
in Double Meaning Questions SMS (85 Characters)

62.2
Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi,
phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they,
mehfil wahan bhi thi , log yahan bhi the,
Un ka hansna wahan, in ka rona yahan,
sahelian us ki bhi thin, dost mere bhi they,
Do qul US k perhey, do qul mere perhey,
Qazi udher bhi tha, moulvi idher bhi tha,
WOH saj k gaya, mujhe sajaya gaya,
WOH uth k gaya, mujhe uthaya gaya,
Farq sirf itna sa hai usey APNAYA gaya, mujhe DAFNAYA gaya
in General Romantic SMS (449 Characters)

47.8
Khood ko kar kanjoos itna ki ....har sms bhejhne se pahale ....Service center wale khud call kar ke puche...Beta sach mai is sms ko aage bhejna hai yaGalti se sent ho Sent ho gaya!
in Kanjoos SMS (180 Characters)

68.9
Have SX daily,jab bhi mile wo akeli,woh nahin to uski saheli,saheli nahin to apni hatheli,but have SX daily!
in Adult Shayari SMS (108 Characters)

62.2
Soti Hui Ankho Ko Salam HmaraMeethe Sunhare Sapno Ko adab Hmara,Dil Me Rahe Pyar Ka ehsas Sada Jinda,aaj Ki Raat Ka Yahi Paigaam Hamara.
in Good Night Shayari (136 Characters)

71.1
WHEN TIME COMES FOR U TO GIVE YOUR HEART TO SOMEONE MAKE SURE U SELECT SOMEONE WHO WILL NEVER BREAK YOUR HEART BECOUSE BROKEN HEARTS HAS NEVER SPARE PARTS
in Hurt SMS (154 Characters)

67.8
Select one dish, I'll tell you the relation b/w you and me?
1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer
---- Answers ----
Seekh Kabab= You Hate Me
Kalegi= Flirt
Karhai= You Care For Me
Qorma= You Like Me
Tikka= Confused
Kabab= Best Couple
Biryani= You Are Serious With Me
Roll Paratha=Best Friend
Daal=You Love Me
in Reply Me SMS (379 Characters)

45
Is Swal Ka Jawab Do

1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo
Gili Ha To 1 Kilo
or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo
Batao Kya Cheez Hai.
Its a Challenge.
Reply is must.
in Miscellaneous Questions SMS (166 Characters)

20
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
in Holi Shayari (18 Characters)

56.3
I miss U in this holi my jaan
in Holi Shayari (29 Characters)

36.3
Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate,Arj kiya hai........Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate..to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Ga#d me bhi aap ungli kar Aate...!
in Adult Shayari SMS (154 Characters)

26.3
'Flame ur past in bhogi, invite new hopes, pleasures & clothes with sankranthi, enjoy kanuma with all tastes. happy pongal & happy bhogi'
in Bhogi SMS (138 Characters)