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SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Happy Baisakhi!!

Interesting confusions:
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..

Good evening tamil kavithai sms Nee ennai maranthu vitai enbathu enaku therium. Pavam en idhayathuku theriyathu athu Unakaga innamum thudithu kondirukirathu........ Good evening

Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn't matter. I'm not sure a bad person can write a good book. If art doesn't make us better, then what on earth is it for. -------Alice Walker

Because you're someone very special Brother,
It's so nice to have this chance
To wish you the best of everything A whole year in advance
Happy Birthday Day!!

When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal

Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re
Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap

Kar jaa kuch aisa yaari may,
Ke thanks aur sorry words beimaan lage,
Nibha aisi yaari ke yaaro ko,
Tumhe chhodna mushkil aur duniya chhodna aasana lage..

Apny dard barha leti hun
yadon main usey pas bula leti hun
zindgi jeeny se qabal jo maar gya tha
har pal usy jeeny ki dua deti hun

Maazii ji muhabbatan khay yaadan ji Aaarr saan
Bay khuwabiyon Unrandiyon rahiyon ramandar jamaar saan
Wichrii juda thi rahan jo ehsaas mout hoo
chhikjii paii aa saah ji rag rag sanbhar saan.

Time is like a bird on the wing, alwayz coming and going away.

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

Wada to kar lete hai par nibhana bhul jate hai, laga kar aag sine main buzana bhul jate hai, bhulana jaisi adat ho gai hai _ap ki, aap hi rulate hai, our fir manana bhul jate hai.

Wada kiya hai to nibhayenge hum, chand bankar teri chhat par aayenge hum, hai to Teri judai ka gum aisa, fir bhi har rat ko sitarose sajayenge hum......

Wada karte hain dosti nibhayenge......
Koshish yahi rahegi tujhe na satyaenge.....
Zarurat pade to dil se pukarana........
Mar bhi rahe honge to Khudase mohlat lekar aayenge

WO Bewafa Nahi Magar Itna Zaror Hai
FARAZ
Pehle Wo Jis Tarah ka Tha Wesa Nahi

good ((”)’)
nite (”(,,)
Kiss for you….
* * (’”'() Bye
* (”(’o',) bye
* (”)(”)(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !

Da makham tyare khwaregi Janan neshta
Zrha Zama pase khogegi Janan nishta
Yak tanha Jwandun da cha pa intizar ke
Pa salgo salgo teregi Janan neshta.
Ger chapera mehfaloono ta che goram
Yaran khpalo k khandegi Janan nishta
Sparle raghlo ho malgaro za ye sa kram
Bulbulan ka khoshalegi Janan neshta
Che me yaar sara pa meena tere kare
Hagha wraze me yadgi Janan neshta.
Za ghamono da Janan zare zare kram
Dwara starge me waregi Janan neshta.
Shwe shoro da Zankadan Salgai IMDADA
Rooh zamana rawanegi Janan neshta.

Che Nari Waghe Marghan Zama Pa Qabar
Bia De Na Jari Janan Zama Pa Qabar
Bulbulan Che Pre Da Gham Sandari Wai
Sa Hajat Day Da Khafgan Zama Pa Qabar
Pa Jwandun Ye Da Nafrata Zarge dak wo,
Us Walar De Pareshan Zama Pa Qabar
Che Ye Kuz Kram Da Lahad Thoro Thiaro Tha
Pa Khanda sho Raqeeban Zama Pa Qabar
Bia raghele da Imdada Jarave me,
Che Shendi Surki Gulan Zma Pa Qabar.

Sta pa tama da raatlo me shpa saba kra
Pa waro waro salgo me shpa saba kra
Pa grewan me naray okhke bahedalay
Yao tasweer ta pa kato me shpa saba kra.
Tasawar k sta pa nema shpa Janana,
Prot naskor pa Sajido me shpa saba kra.
Da zaaray Jolay me porta da newale
Pa khamosha asvelo me shpa saba kara.
Ma Imdad da bewasai pa Samandar ke,
Pa Mojono ao chapo me Shpa saba kara.

Raware baharono de pegham da cha da stargo
Da gull pa makh lekale de salam da cha da stargo
Zamong da tasne wasne zindagai qissa 6 lwalelle
Noo somra khwandwawar lagee kallam da cha da stargo
Aey khoba hagha khpalla bewasee de yadda na da
6 yadd ba takhta waley harr makham da cha da stargo
Zwanee moo sa pa grana tera kare da malgaro
Har zAy ba ghawrey daley woo yawo daam da cha da stargo
IMDADA da jwandon qissay me domara dard laraloo
Khoboona ye wrak karee, humm arram da cha da stargo

Che taabya sta da Didaar kram,
Nor sa na krama zaan Khwar kram.
Tor orbal de pa maa khor kra,
Che de zulfy tar pa Tar kram.
Krama khkul che de sre shundy,
Da Raqeeb pa zra Guzaar kram,
Pa dunya me hes kaar neshta,
Za da eshq kaaro Baar kram.
Pukhla khpla sha Janana,
So mennat ba da Rebaar kram.
Raqibaan me domra khwah di,
Che hama pa sar da DAAR kram.
Rogh ba nasham IMDAD KHIYALA,
Toro stargo de Bimaar kram.

6 Watan Matam Matam v,
Ao Pa Har Yo Kor Ke Gham v.
6 Barud We Da Asmana
Ao Da Zmake Lande Bam v.
6 Pa Shundo Bas Jara v,
Sterge Hum Dake Da Nam v.
6 Da GULO Pa Musam Ke
Da GOOLO Dazo Mosam v.
Bajawar Waziristan Ke.
Hum Dir Swat Ke Muharam v.
No Za Ba Dasi Akhtar Sa Kram
6 Bachay Me Katal Kege
Mor O Plar Mo Jobal Kege
Sar Sajde La Che Tetigi
Pre Bamona Rawaregi
Raba Kala Ba Sahar Shi
6 da KHIYAL Gharib Akhtar She

Wale de meena ke ruswa prekhodam
Dasi di wale benawa prekhodam
Okhko pa makh me laare jore krale
Za ashna ta che na-ashna prekhodam
Mehfal khaista da raqibano de kro
Kala che za de yak tanha prekhodam
Za sodaee pa taal da meeni zangam
Laka Majnoon de pa sahra prekhodam
Ma Imdad Khiyal ta khpal qasoor o haya
Aakhir de za pa kom gunah prekhodam

Pa ayeena ke khpal tasweer ogora..
Pa khpal tandi zama taqdeer ogora..
Da khpalo stargo da duniya kitab ke..
Mala zama da khob tabeer ogora..
Da zamany da peghorono na yam..
Mala pa khpal zan ky zameer ogora..
Za Imdad Khiyal darta menath kawoma..
zama fikrono la zanzeer ogora..

Ta da khaist pa Tajmahal ke ose,
Sta lewane pa byaban prot de.
Khudaya da sta pa de wadana dunya
Kor da IMDAD da Zargi wran prot de.

Give, and it shall be given to you. For whatever measure you deal out to others, it will be dealt to you in return.

7 Glances= 1 Smile7 smiles =1 meeting7meetings= 1 kiss7 kisses= 1 proposal7 Proposals=1 marriageand that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

Arz kiya hai… Dhire Se Thoko Sanam,Mehengai Ka Zamaanaa Hai,10 Inch k Lu#d Ko, Zindagi bhar Chalaanaa Hai.....!

May this Festival of Baisakhi give your life a new start, May give you positive way of living and above all, May you get showered with blessings of God while you walk on path of Truth ! Happy Baisakhi

Bari barsi khatan gaya si, Khat ke layande kele Aa chal Mutiyare, Chaliye Visakhi mele Have a joyful Vaisakhi

Nachle gaale humare saath Ayi hai Baisakhi khushiyon ke saath Masti mein jhoom aur kheer-poore kha Aur na kar tu duniya ki parwa. Baisakhi Mubarak Ho!!

Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

1 milligram... 1 centigram... 1 gram... 1 kilo gram... 1Ton... 1 Quindol... ... ... ... Ena mulikringala, nangalam weighta msg anupuvomla. Nice noon...

Be c0oL aS iCe ! Be cLeAr As wAtEr ! Be pUrE aS mILk ! Be s0fT aS bAby ! Be cUtE As You ! So ThAt y0u cAn bE SmArT f0rEvEr Like Me... :-)

Nazro ko teri mohabat se inkar nahi h Ab mujhe kisi ka intezar nhi h Khamosh agar hu ye andaz h mera Tum ye nhi samjna ki muje pyar nhi h Submitted By : Muzam (muzamkuwait@yahoo.com)

Do u know the relation b/w ur smile & ur face? Your face luks good wid a smile but smile luks better when it's on ur face. So keep smiling:)

WHEN TIME COMES FOR U TO GIVE YOUR HEART TO SOMEONE MAKE SURE U SELECT SOMEONE WHO WILL NEVER BREAK YOUR HEART BECOUSE BROKEN HEARTS HAS NEVER SPARE PARTS

If people hurt you, don t mind it. Because as they say The tree which have the sweetest fruit gets the maximum numbers of stones! Keep smiling !

We will be remembered only if we give to our younger generation a prosperous and safe India, resulting out of economic prosperity coupled with civilizational heritage.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

For us in Russia communism is a dead dog, while for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.

It's amazing the things you realize when you lose someone: you get mad at yourself for not saying the things you could've a million times, you take for granted the days spent doing nothing when you could have been with them. Anyone can be taken, at any time in our lives, but we always wait until they're gone to say the things we never had the courage to before.

A true friend is the gift of God, and he only who made hearts can unite them.

Pornography is a satire on human pretensions.

Sweet Marathi SMS
Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant...

Aaj SMS Ka Birthday Hai:
Apne Inbox ka
Sab Se Khubsurat SMS Bhejo.
Ye SMS subko Send Karo
Aur Dekho k Kis K Inbox Se Khubsurat SMS Aata Hai.
Reply Lazmi Hai.

Select one dish, I'll tell you the relation b/w you and me?
1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer
---- Answers ----
Seekh Kabab= You Hate Me
Kalegi= Flirt
Karhai= You Care For Me
Qorma= You Like Me
Tikka= Confused
Kabab= Best Couple
Biryani= You Are Serious With Me
Roll Paratha=Best Friend
Daal=You Love Me