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Some men change their party for the (115 Characters)
in Politics (290 Impressions)
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party.
added by smsguru

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Politics is the gentle art of getting (138 Characters)
in Politics (285 Impressions)
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires (99 Characters)
in Politics (252 Impressions)
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
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A good leader is a person who takes a (126 Characters)
in Politics (267 Impressions)
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
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Those who are too smart to engage in (102 Characters)
in Politics (266 Impressions)
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.
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In order to become the master the (69 Characters)
in Politics (256 Impressions)
In order to become the master,
the politician poses as the servant.
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Politics it seems to me for years or (125 Characters)
in Politics (275 Impressions)
Politics,
it seems to me,
for years,
or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
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The flood of money that gushes into (81 Characters)
in Politics (266 Impressions)
The flood of money that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.
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Government is like a baby An (127 Characters)
in Politics (263 Impressions)
Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no
sense of responsibility at the other.
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Nearly all men can stand adversity (97 Characters)
in Politics (254 Impressions)
Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character,
give him power.
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The more you read and observe about (159 Characters)
in Politics (260 Impressions)
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that's out always looks the best.
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Among politicians the esteem of (94 Characters)
in Politics (234 Impressions)
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable;
the principles of it are troublesome.
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In politics your enemies cant hurt you (74 Characters)
in Politics (241 Impressions)
In politics, your enemies can't hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
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The Mummy Returns (113 Characters)
in Politics (314 Impressions)
If Jayalalita Winsin the Next Electionand Becomes theCM again,What would thePublic say.???“The Mummy Returns”
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I dont make jokes I just watch the (70 Characters)
in Politics (223 Impressions)
I don't make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Sitam dhane ki hadd hoti hai paas na (146 Characters)
in Politics (213 Impressions)
sitam dhane ki hadd hoti hai,
paas na aane ki -rooth jane ki hadd hoti hai,
ek SMS toh kar de zalim...
paise bachani ki bhi hadd hoti hai......
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A politician is a fellow who will lay (69 Characters)
in Politics (207 Impressions)
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
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Voters dont decide issues they decide (63 Characters)
in Politics (203 Impressions)
Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.
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World War III George W Bush and Colin (117 Characters)
in Politics (204 Impressions)
World War III
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn`t tha..
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Bush sues SANTA AUSTIN TX Dec 20 (114 Characters)
in Politics (206 Impressions)
Bush sues...
SANTA AUSTIN, TX - Dec.20 - Attorneys for Texas Governor George W. Bush filed suit in federal cour..
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