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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party.
in Politics (115 Characters)

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
in Politics (138 Characters)

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
in Politics (99 Characters)

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
in Politics (126 Characters)

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.
in Politics (102 Characters)

In order to become the master,
the politician poses as the servant.
in Politics (69 Characters)

it seems to me,
for years,
or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
in Politics (125 Characters)

The flood of money that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.
in Politics (81 Characters)

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no
sense of responsibility at the other.
in Politics (127 Characters)

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that's out always looks the best.
in Politics (159 Characters)

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable;
the principles of it are troublesome.
in Politics (94 Characters)

In politics, your enemies can't hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
in Politics (74 Characters)

If Jayalalita Winsin the Next Electionand Becomes theCM again,What would thePublic say.???“The Mummy Returns”
in Politics (113 Characters)

I don't make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.
in Politics (70 Characters)

sitam dhane ki hadd hoti hai,
paas na aane ki -rooth jane ki hadd hoti hai,
ek SMS toh kar de zalim...
paise bachani ki bhi hadd hoti hai......
in Politics (146 Characters)

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
in Politics (69 Characters)

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.
in Politics (63 Characters)

World War III
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn`t tha..
in Politics (117 Characters)

Bush sues...
SANTA AUSTIN, TX - Dec.20 - Attorneys for Texas Governor George W. Bush filed suit in federal cour..
in Politics (114 Characters)

Bush Issue Executive Order gagging Clinton!
In a move that clearly indicates just how frustrated George W. Bush is with the fact that former Pre..
in Politics (147 Characters)

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