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Judge 2 thief:Do u knNOw if u tell a l?E where will u gO?
Thief:?IN THE HELL?
Judge:if u spEAk truth- - -then?
Thief:?IN THE JAIL?
in Funny Questions SMS (175 Characters)


How Will A Computer Engineer Offer U A Drink Named ?C? ???

CPU . . . ??? ;->
in Funny Questions SMS (126 Characters)


What is da MOST fr3quently askd question in PAKISTAN now a days?

?Lite ayi k nai ayi????
in Funny Questions SMS (135 Characters)


Teacher asked ? Which came first, the Chicken Or the Egg. ?

Little Johny Replied ? Which Ever You Ordered First ?
in Funny Questions SMS (160 Characters)


Wat does a witch ask 4 when she arrives at a hotel?
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Broom service

in Funny Questions SMS (206 Characters)


Wat did the cook give his girlfriend 4 their anniversary?
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A: A fourteen ?carrot? onion ring!

in Funny Questions SMS (205 Characters)


Question:qalam behtr hai ya talwar?

Answr:qalam behtr hai q k talwar se aap shalwar mein nara nahin daal saktay. . . . . .
in Funny Questions SMS (170 Characters)


4 Hathi He
3 Hathi Lal Chaddi Pehne Hue He, Aur Ek Ne Pili.

Bolo Aisa Q ??

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Q Ki Jungle Me Sale He? 3 Laal Chaddi Pe Ek Pili Chaddi Free He ;->
in Funny Questions SMS (202 Characters)


From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ??

From The Re-Tail shop . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;->
in Funny Questions SMS (171 Characters)


Football Mein Kitni Sides Hoti Hain??

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Nahin Maaloom . .

2 Side Hoti Hain . .

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IN-SIDE aur OUT-SIDE . . . . . . . ;->

in Funny Questions SMS (203 Characters)


AgAr Kisi ki MAA k pAAs bohot DAuLAt ho to UsAy kyA kAho gAy ???

Socho . .

Or Socho . .

MAA BAdAuLAt . . . :p ;->
in Funny Questions SMS (165 Characters)


What is Business..?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates? daughter.
Son: Then ok!
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates?
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS!
in Funny Questions SMS (484 Characters)


Q:1 Over Me Kitni Balls Phenki Jati Hen

Kya Kaha
6

Sorry

1 Over Mein 1 Hi Ball 6 Baar Phenki Jaati Hai.
Cricket k bare me pata he nahi .
in Funny Questions SMS (185 Characters)


Teacher: beta Insan ki kitni Maa?ye hoti hain?

Student: 4

Teachr: kon kon c ??..?

student:
1 wo Maa jis ne Paida kia
1 wo Maa jis ne Parhna sikhaya
1 hamari Dharti Maa,
ar 1 wo jo Ammi Jaan raat ko kehtin hain,

?AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN?
in Funny Questions SMS (317 Characters)


Height of dreaming:
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Bill gates came to me and asked. . .
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Yaar tere paas XP ki CD hai??

in Funny Questions SMS (169 Characters)


Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai

Aisa Kyun???

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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai . .

in Funny Questions SMS (207 Characters)


What do you call a female who never laughs?

?HASINA?
in Funny Questions SMS (99 Characters)


What Is Better Then .. .. ..

? PRESENCE Of MIND ?

In Case Of Accident ? ???

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? ABSENCE OF BODY ? ? ;->

in Funny Questions SMS (196 Characters)


Bakhtawar : Papa ap ko pata hai kiya AATA, CHAWAL,CHEENI, kis rung k hote hain?

Zardari : Beta white

Bakhtawar : Jhoot wo toh black hote hain

:-)keep smiling:-)
in Funny Questions SMS (209 Characters)


Why?d the couple stop after 3 children?
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Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

in Funny Questions SMS (163 Characters)

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