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Why do we all marry?
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Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror,terror, suspense, stupidity n tragedy of LIFE.
in Funny Questions SMS (221 Characters)

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Tere bin Mai yun kese jiyaaaa...
Kese jiyaaa tere bin....!!







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Very Happy!
Life set hai yar!
Tere Bin!
Balle balle!!
in Funny Questions SMS (202 Characters)

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Today i was cooking chicken
When i added Hara dhania
Guess wat happened?



Chicken start dancing & singing
Hum pa ye kisne hara rang dala Mar dala Mar dala!!!!
in Funny Questions SMS (209 Characters)

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Qus:

"Pizza Hut" Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ? ? ?
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Ans:

Pizza Hutna Mat. . . . ;->
in Funny Questions SMS (189 Characters)

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UR Maths Good?
Then What U Get When U Add

SUN+LION+1/4?

Confusd?

Its Very Easy!


Stil Confused?

Given Up?

So Simple
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Oh Yar
Aftab Sher Pao
in Funny Questions SMS (196 Characters)

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How c?n ? foreigner tell his serv?nt 2 open th? d??R,who doesn't kn?w English.

Think.

S?y this fast in American accent.

'THERE WAS A COLD DAY"
in Funny Questions SMS (196 Characters)

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Jis TRAIN mein
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARRKIYAN safar kar
rahi hon us TRAIN
ko kya kaho gey.?

socho......




Or socho.......




its simple yaar.

"MAAL GAARRI".
in Funny Questions SMS (215 Characters)

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Ek DOCTOR apni beti ki shadi kis se kare ga?




Socho









Thora aur Socho







COMMANDER SAFEGUARD se





Kyun k yehi hai doctoron ki awaleen pasand;->
in Funny Questions SMS (208 Characters)

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If u r in

LOVE....
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Ther jaen !
Abhi apki MAA G ko bata hon...
in Funny Questions SMS (200 Characters)

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Aurton ki adat hy parda karna


Doosron sy nin apnon sy


Bhla kiun ?



Kahin pehchan na lain!
in Funny Questions SMS (149 Characters)

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One technical ques.
Where do u find MANGOES?




on mango tree?




In Fruit shop?



No wrong ans.

Answer is

Where ever WOMAN goes
Pechay pechay
MAN-GOES:)
in Funny Questions SMS (204 Characters)

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Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand.
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Student : Because my teacher told, "Formulas must be in finger tips".
in Funny Questions SMS (187 Characters)

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Master: zameen par rahnay walay janwer bacha daitay hain.
Hawa main urnay walay anday daitay hain.

Lakin woh kon si cheez ha jo hawa main b urti ha or bachay b daiti ha?


Student: Air Hostess
in Funny Questions SMS (238 Characters)

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LOGIC QUESTIONS

1)Wen will a horse hav 6legs?
2)Wer does monday cum b4 sunday?
3)Wer do u find a lot of cities without single house?
4) How can u double ur money?

AMAZING ANSWERS

1)Wen sum1 rides on d horse
2)In a dictionary
3)In a map
4)Show it in front of a mirror...
in Funny Questions SMS (317 Characters)

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How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;


'O huzoor,bhaar me jaey tera suroor,surat se he tu khajoor,body se factory ka mazdoor,chal hoja duurr abeY langooor
in Funny Questions SMS (201 Characters)

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1 hindu ne, Musalman se poochha
Yar hindo ko jalate or
muslman ko dafnate kyun hai?
Musalman vry simple yar
Khazanay ko dafnatay hai,
or kachray ko Jalatay hai.
in Funny Questions SMS (205 Characters)

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Woh konsa waqt hota hai jab BHAI BHAI ka nai
BETA BAAP ka nai
MAA BETI ki nai
BETA MAA ka nai hota?





Ans:
jub shadi mein awaz aati hay

"ROTI KHUL GAE G",
in Funny Questions SMS (213 Characters)

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do u know wt does dis symbol mean: "?"























































































it means: "puttha sawaal"..
in Funny Questions SMS (225 Characters)

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aj ka sawal larkiyon say ;pyar; hota hai ya kerna perta hai ....?every girl is sayink kay ho jata hai but my answer is ager laarki khoubsourat ho tu ho jata hai... ager paisay waleeey ho tu kerna perta hai
in Funny Questions SMS (250 Characters)

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IQ qestion
a rich man needs........,
a poor man has...........,
if u eat........... u will die
only one word fits in all the 3 blanks
ager pata chal jia to mujhy bhi bata dena

Ansawer is (Nothing)
in Funny Questions SMS (254 Characters)

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