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Y Do Rlations Break?

Itz Coz Ppl Fail To Realize Dat:-

'If U Cant Handle Sumone At Their Worst,

Den U Dont Desrve Them At Their Best
in General Relations SMS (185 Characters)

Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
365 days,
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
Get Married…
in Wife SMS (162 Characters)

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
in Wife SMS (162 Characters)

A man approaches to
a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket:
Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store.
Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?
Woman said Why?
Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,
my wife appears from somewhere.
in Wife SMS (256 Characters)

Always listen to your wife
She gives Sound Advice
99% Sound and 1% Advice.
in Wife SMS (76 Characters)

What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don't know whether to laught or cry..!
in Wife SMS (156 Characters)

Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
in Wife SMS (153 Characters)

Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Love Letters
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life
in Wife SMS (186 Characters)

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
'what's on the TV?'
and ….. I said, 'dust!
in Wife SMS (85 Characters)

Aasman ko neend aye to sulaye kahan Dharti ko maut aye to dafnaye kahan Sagar me lehre aye to chupae kahan Aur Aapke yaad aye to jae kaha
in General Relations SMS (140 Characters)

Do u know why spelling of women starts with 'W' ?
Becoz all Questions in the world starts with W ..
What ?
why ?
who ?
when ?
which ?
where ?
whom ?
in Wife SMS (167 Characters)

Husband and wife on picnic.
there was a donkey eating grass.
Wife said: See your relative eating grass, Say Hi
Husband said: Hello father-in-law.
in Wife SMS (148 Characters)

what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror.
in Wife SMS (150 Characters)

Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
in Wife SMS (87 Characters)

A psychological survey Report:
when 2 couples come face to face,
Wives look at each others
Husbands look at each others wives…:-D
in Wife SMS (144 Characters)

The Japanese have produced a camera
that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
in Wife SMS (126 Characters)

A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
in Wife SMS (129 Characters)

A man meets a genie.
The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,
But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says,
Okay, give me a million dollars
and beat me till I'm half dead.
in Wife SMS (232 Characters)

Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
in Wife SMS (118 Characters)

Wife going to Spain.
What should I bring for you..?
Husband: A Spanish girl.
Wife leaves quietly.
On her retrun,
Husband asks:
Where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for 9 months.
in Wife SMS (176 Characters)

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