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A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is [...]
in Wife SMS (331 Characters)

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
in Wife SMS (143 Characters)

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
in Wife SMS (148 Characters)

My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.
in Wife SMS (53 Characters)

A Loving Advice -
Learn d habit of compromise, bcoz its always better 2bend a little, than 2 break a loving relationship forever.
in General Relations SMS (130 Characters)

She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give.
in Wife SMS (109 Characters)

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
in Wife SMS (142 Characters)

It's an old saying.
Keep away the tension while sleeping.
But I don't know why people
still sleeping with their wives.
in Wife SMS (130 Characters)

Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women
Men discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
in Wife SMS (235 Characters)

When a man steals your wife
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
in Wife SMS (82 Characters)

One of the true and nice saying:-
'The most beautiful clothes
that a woman can wear
are the arms of the man
who loves her.
in Wife SMS (126 Characters)

Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
in Wife SMS (143 Characters)

For years men and women have
argued over which is more painful:
Being kicked in the balls
Giving birth…?
Put it this way!
After a couple's first child,
a woman will usually say
Lets have a baby again.
We won't find a single man on this earth,
who will ever say
Ok kick me on the balls again..!
in Wife SMS (312 Characters)

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
in Wife SMS (84 Characters)

A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!
in Wife SMS (135 Characters)

One tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship
One touch can show love and care
One person like you can make life worth living!
in Wife SMS (145 Characters)

Two deaf men are discussing
their wives using sign language.
1st: What to you do when
your wife start complaining.
2nd: just stop listening
1st: How…?
2nd: I turn off the lights
in Wife SMS (183 Characters)

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
in Wife SMS (144 Characters)

There is a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than net banking.
It is called marriage.
in Marriage SMS (99 Characters)

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
in Wife SMS (130 Characters)

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