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Wife- Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad

Husband- Y ?

Wife- I Gave Him Food Yesterday & Today He Gifted Me A Book How To Cook? ;->
in Wife SMS (196 Characters)

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Every Lady Hopes That Her Daughter Will Marry A Better Man Than She Did & Is Convinced That Her Son Will Never Find A Wife As Good As His Father Did !!!! ;->
in Wife SMS (217 Characters)

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Man : My wife is toooooo good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
in Wife SMS (197 Characters)

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SHOHAR KI GHAZAL
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha ha
Bartano ajj mere sir pe baraste Q ho
Main ne dho dha kr tumhain kitna saja rakha ha
Roz leti ha talashi wo police ki manind
Puchti ha kahan paison ko chupa rakha ha
Wahi dunya me muqaddar ka sikandar tehra
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha ha
Pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k shohar
Maar khane me bhi qudrat ne maza rakha ha
in Wife SMS (492 Characters)

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aik admi apnee biwi k hr kam me nuks nikalta tha

agar wo anda boil ker dati tu kehta k fry kerna tha

agar fry krti to kehta k boil
kerna tha

aik din biwi ne dono bana liye

pehle tu wo dono andoon ko ghour say dekhta raha
phir kehnay laga ..

?tumhay akal kaab aiy gee .. jis anday ko fry kerna tha us ko boil ker dia aur jis ko
boil kerna tha us ko fry.. ? . . . . . . . ["!"]
in Wife SMS (445 Characters)

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se?
in Wife SMS (214 Characters)

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Aik Ghar se har waqt hasne ki awaz ati thi.
Aik Sahab us Ghar gae ta k itni khushgwar zindagi ka raz malom kar saken.
Shohar nay bataya k, ?Meri Biwi larti hai to mujhay jootay say marti hai. Joota LAG jai to woh hansti hai aur NA LAGAY to
main hansta hoon!?
in Wife SMS (303 Characters)

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Wife: India jao to banarsi saari bejna,

Dubai jao to Jewelry,

France jao to Perfume,

Husband ne jal k kaha or dozakh jaoon to kia bhejon?

Wife: Imran Hashmi
in Wife SMS (206 Characters)

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Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karna chahiye?
Zyada kuchh nahi? do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!
in Wife SMS (162 Characters)

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Sunnys teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying,Sunny seems to be a very bright boy but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.
The Mother wrote back the next day, If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father.
in Wife SMS (303 Characters)

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JUDGE: ?WHY did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER?
MAN: Your Honour, it was Easier 2 Shoot my wife once,
instead SHOOTING 1 Man Every Week..%-)
in Wife SMS (200 Characters)

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Message of the year:

Women live a better,
longer & peaceful life.. !!

Why?

Very simple?..

A woman does not have a wife !!!!
in Wife SMS (183 Characters)

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Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta
in Wife SMS (167 Characters)

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Wife:?I Th?nk Our Daughter ?s ?n Love with Someone?
Husband:

?How Do U Know??

W?fe:

?B?coz She ?s Not Ask?ng For Pocket Money?
in Wife SMS (176 Characters)

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women?
in Wife SMS (114 Characters)

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Toofani barish me rat ko shop per ek shaks pizza lene aaya

Shopkpr: Ap shadishuda hain

Shaks: Or kya as toofani barish me meri maa muje pizza lene bhejegi?
in Wife SMS (203 Characters)

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70 year old man asked his wife.

Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?

Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can?t drive it.
in Wife SMS (204 Characters)

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
in Wife SMS (217 Characters)

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Man: Tumhari wife gum hui hy tou police ko Q nai bataya

?ardar: Q K Jb mera scooter gum huwa tha to Police walo ne

15-20 din istemaal kar K Loataya Tha.
in Wife SMS (200 Characters)

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Hsbnd apni wife ka jnaza lekr ja rha tha
Jnaze k agy ek kutta 0r piche aadmiyon ki Lmbi line thi
Ek aadmi akr pochta hy
?bhai ye sb kese hua
Hsbnd: Is kutte ne kaat lya tha
Aadmi: Ye kutta ek din k Lye mje dedo
Hsbnd: piche line me lag jao..
in Wife SMS (286 Characters)

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