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Man To Doctor-
Every Night My Wife Goes To Bar & Sleeps With Anyone

Who Proposes Her.
Doctor-Relax & Calm Down &

Now Tell

Which Bar ??
in Wife SMS (208 Characters)

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?Friendship Among Women?

A woman didn?t come home @ night. The next day she told her husband she?d slept over at a friend?s house

The man called his wife?s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it

?Friendship among Men?

A man didn?t come home 1 night. The next day he told his wife he slept over at a friend?s house

The woman called her husband?s 10 best friends. 8 of them said, he did sleep over and 2 claimed, he wz still there !

in Wife SMS (496 Characters)

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BiWi(GussE MeiN) TuMharE DiMaaG Me To SirF GoBaR Hi BhArA Hai???!
ShUhaR(PyaR se) To PhiR Itni DeR Se KhA KioN Rahi Ho???..!!!!!?????
in Wife SMS (178 Characters)

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Wife to doc: Doc, I think my husband has a fearfull disease.I talk to him for hours and he doesn?t hear a word I say.
Doc:That?s not a disease, its a gift!
in Wife SMS (200 Characters)

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Husband:I?ll admit I?m wrong if u?ll admit I?m right!
Wife:I agree! u go first!
Husband:Ok?I?m wrong!
Wife(with a twinkle in her eye):you are right!
in Wife SMS (193 Characters)

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WIFE-Kyu Ji,

Jab B Me Aapke
Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma
Pahen Lete Ho?

HUSBAND-Doctor Ne Kaha Hai
Jab SIR-DARD Aaye To
Chasma Pahen Lena!
in Wife SMS (183 Characters)

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Patni: Dear Mujhe Is Birthday Pe Sab Se Costly Gift Chahiye..
Pati: Thik Hai..
Patni:Kya Doge?

Pati: ? 20 Liter Petrol ?
in Wife SMS (168 Characters)

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Wife: ?1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place.?
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Husband : Taxi
in Wife SMS (168 Characters)

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Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste q ho,

Main ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wohi dunya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k shohar,

Maar khane main bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha hai..!

in Wife SMS (505 Characters)

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Faqir= Bibi ji ap k pas kisi boke k liye kana hai.
Bibi=Hai tho sahi maghar wo boka abi office se wapas nahi aya.
in Wife SMS (158 Characters)

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An Economist explains the reason for having 2 wives

Monopoly is Always Damaging!

And?

Competition Improves Service!
in Wife SMS (164 Characters)

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Husband & Wife!
Dono hotal me gai to 1 larki ne Hello kaha,
Wife kon thi ye
Husband tum plz mera demagh kharab mat karo,
Abhi us ko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho.
in Wife SMS (209 Characters)

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A Wife's prayer:
Lord
Give me WISDOM to understand my husband
LOVE to forgive him
PATIENCE with his moods
Bt
Don't give me STRENGTH
i'll kill that Bastard.. ;->
in Wife SMS (208 Characters)

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Husband: I am Going Out For Five Days...!

Wife: Ok But Don't Surprise Me By Coming Back Early, OtherWise U'll Be Surprised. . . ;->
in Wife SMS (180 Characters)

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A man inserted an 'add' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
in Wife SMS (213 Characters)

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Pati Patni ghumne gaye.



Raste mein GADHA ghas kha raha tha.



Patni: Wo dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai. Namaste karo.



Pati: Namaste sasurji...
in Wife SMS (205 Characters)

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1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
in Wife SMS (172 Characters)

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Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman
who is the last love of a man.
in Wife SMS (152 Characters)

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In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.
Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay
in Wife SMS (189 Characters)

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
in Wife SMS (203 Characters)

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