Santa Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod (184 Characters)
Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?
Banta: Yaar Actually Mere
Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1
Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se
Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai
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Santa ki bivi maikay ja rahi thi (197 Characters)
santa ki bivi maikay ja rahi thi, saaman pack kartay huay us ne condom bhi bag main rukh liye. santa ne socha: oye kitni pagal hai, main sath nahi bhi ja raha phir bhi condom sath le ke ja rahi hai
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Preeto Suno ji aaj phir billi dudh pi (132 Characters)
Preeto: Suno ji, aaj phir billi dudh pi gayee.
Santa: Main tainu kinni vaari keha hai ki apne blouse de button band karke soya kar.
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Santa gave matrimonial ad for his (134 Characters)
Santa gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a call centre: Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl.
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Santa I have swallowed a key Doctor (165 Characters)
Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
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Policeman Why Are You Driving On The (148 Characters)
Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk... ?
Santa: It's Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz ... ;->
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Santa bar me ro raha tha Bartender (136 Characters)
Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho Santa: Aur kya karu Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.
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1day santa had a dream dat sum1 killed (127 Characters)
1day santa had a dream,dat sum1 killed hm.Nxt day he cleared hs bnk acount.Y?Bcoz in bnk it was writen.V make ur dream cum true
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Santa ko police kyu Pakda Guess Why (93 Characters)
Santa ko police kyu Pakda??
Guess Why?
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Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K Helmet Pehna huye tha.
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Gulab Singh and Mangal Singh rented a (489 Characters)
Gulab Singh and Mangal Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.
One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. gulab said to mangal.
Theres lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come here
tomorrow. The next day when they were driving to rent the boat
gulab asked mangal , Did you mark that spot? mangal replied,
Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat! gulab said, You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!
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Santa Do You Know English Banta Yes (187 Characters)
Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Banta: So Simple Yar.
Naag Do Not Punch Me
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Banta Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho (193 Characters)
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
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Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black (167 Characters)
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par
Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the ,
Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ????
SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?
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Santa went to see a gal for marriage (199 Characters)
Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye
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Theres a funeral procession of a sardar (506 Characters)
There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street.
All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat.
So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;-Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?
Comes the reply, ;-Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!
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Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To (184 Characters)
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
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Biggest Fool (125 Characters)
Banta went 2 d office of guinees book of world records, 2 check whether he was still d biggest fool on earth but he came out
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No I hate Hospitals (130 Characters)
A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the placewhere they did Apendix Operation to me?santa: No, I hate Hospitals.
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Dad what is an idiot (216 Characters)
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?Pappu: No.
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Meri Tokri vich ki hai (156 Characters)
Santa: Dus meri tokri vich ki hai ta sare ande tere.
J tu dasde kinne ta 8 de 8 tere.
J tu dasde kis janwar de ne t murgi v teri,
Banta: Koi hint to de..
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