Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho Santa: Aur kya karu Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.
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American: In our country ,marriage even takes place with email.Santa: In India, it is only with a female
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Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?Pappu: No.
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Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More
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Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
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Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye
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Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
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Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
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Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Banta: So Simple Yar.
Naag Do Not Punch Me
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Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
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Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?
Banta: Yaar Actually Mere
Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1
Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se
Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai
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Gulab Singh and Mangal Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.
One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. gulab said to mangal.
Theres lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come here
tomorrow. The next day when they were driving to rent the boat
gulab asked mangal , Did you mark that spot? mangal replied,
Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat! gulab said, You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!
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There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street.
All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat.
So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;-Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?
Comes the reply, ;-Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!
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Santa: Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta: Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa: Kyun?
Banta: Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga.
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Preeto: Suno ji, aaj phir billi dudh pi gayee.
Santa: Main tainu kinni vaari keha hai ki apne blouse de button band karke soya kar.
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Santa: Dus meri tokri vich ki hai ta sare ande tere.
J tu dasde kinne ta 8 de 8 tere.
J tu dasde kis janwar de ne t murgi v teri,
Banta: Koi hint to de..
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SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands,
but start washing the basin
Manager:What r u doing?
SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.”
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Santa-Banta broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine.
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
“Blood Bank Robbed”
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Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
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