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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling,
on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me your Telephone No
in Santa Banta Jokes (130 Characters)

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santa : “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa “I had already SEEN the Movie !”
in Santa Banta Jokes (156 Characters)

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Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
in Santa Banta Jokes (140 Characters)

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A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
so
M.A is married again
in Santa Banta Jokes (317 Characters)

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Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.
in Santa Banta Jokes (102 Characters)

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santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn”t know English,
he said “Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight”
in Santa Banta Jokes (184 Characters)

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Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
in Santa Banta Jokes (151 Characters)

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Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!
in Santa Banta Jokes (143 Characters)

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1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
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Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
in Santa Banta Jokes (144 Characters)

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A Girl went to buy a bra. Santa gives 32 size,girl-smaller one. Santa-30.Girl-smaller.Santa-28.Girl-hor small.Santa becomes angry and gives an antibiotic cream n says-behanji aiwe hi koi forra-phinsi honi hai cream laga lena...Theek ho jau...
in Santa Banta Jokes (242 Characters)

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Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tuje SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glass Leke Ata hoon
in Santa Banta Jokes (130 Characters)

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Santa= Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher Bana Ghumta H, Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H? Banta= Hota To Sher Hi Hu, Bas 'Durga' Sawar Ho Jati He !!
in Santa Banta Jokes (128 Characters)

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Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki Judge:1bar phir sochle beta,aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE...
in Santa Banta Jokes (143 Characters)

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Santa: Bante yaar Aaj main party dena chahta hu..! Banta: Aaj party kis khushi mei?? Santa: Meri scooter kho gayi..! Banta: To,,..!! Santa: Shukar mano mai us par nahi baitha tha..warna mai bhi gum ho jata.!!
in Santa Banta Jokes (208 Characters)

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Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanp teri biwi ko kaat raha hai. Santa :- Dar mat yaar. Vo kaat nhi raha, vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai
in Santa Banta Jokes (127 Characters)

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Tufani barish me rat ko shop per santa piza lene aya SHOPKEPER:Aap shadi shuda hai San:is tufani barish me kya meri ma muje piza lene bhejegi
in Santa Banta Jokes (141 Characters)

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Santa samose K andar ka masala kha raha tha banta:Yeh kya hai? Santa:Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai ;->
in Santa Banta Jokes (129 Characters)

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Santa Hospital Me ek Nurse Se Kehta hai, Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya Hai Nurse(sharmakar) Chal Jhuthe Hamne to teri KIDNEY Churai hai. ;)
in Santa Banta Jokes (135 Characters)

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Raat nu 2 vaje c, Santa: papa ji,Sunde ho.. utho utho... utho... papa: kamine kyo uthaya menu?? Santa: tusi neend wali goli khaani bhull gaye c ;->
in Santa Banta Jokes (147 Characters)

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