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Girl Frnd: Mein Tumhare Bache Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon . . . ! Tou Santa Bara Hairan Pareshan Ho Kar Bolta Hai.. ' Lekin Mera Tou Koi Bacha He Nahi Hai ' . . ;->
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Santa asks Banta: Tujhe larki phasani aati hai? Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati tu seekh le.. Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. Phir usse class mein ura.. Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade.. BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . . ;->
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Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa :'lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol Karenge?'
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Petrol ke rate badhane par santa bola ' Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehele bhi 100 ka bharwata tha , ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.
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Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai? Banta Singh:- A - Ab I - Iss D - Duniya se S - Sat shria kal. . . ;->
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Inspector to Santa: Phansi Se Pehle. . . Bata Teri Aakhri Khwaish Kya Hai. . .? Santa: Mere Pair Uppar Aur Sar Neeche Kar K Phansi De Do. . . ;->
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Jasmeet Kaur Watched Her Husband Santa Singh Searching High & Low, All Over The Living Room. She Asked Him : “ What Are You So Frantically Searching? “ Santa Singh : Hidden Cameras. Jasmeet : And What Makes You Think There Are Hidden Camera Here? Santa : Or Else, Every Few Minutes, How Is That Guy On Television Saying You Are Watching The Star World Chennel’ ? “ How Can He Know What I Am Watching... ;->
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Santa To Banta: Oye, Tuu Har Sms Mujhe 2 Baar Kion Bhejta Hai.....??? Banta: Wo Is Liye K Agar Tujhe Ek Forward Kerna ho Tou Dossra Tere Paas Rahe..... ;->
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Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile. Santa: Chal police ko de kar aate hain. Banta: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to? Santa: Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the.
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Santa: Main Ek Baar Apne Bath Room Main Susu Kerne Gaya Tou Wahan Sher Betha Hua Tha Banta: Phir Kia Hua............??? Santa: Maine Sher Se Kaha.......... Ab Tum Ker Lo mera to Nikal gaya.... ;->
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This was during the Indo-Pak war of 1971.. It was a time of Air Raids, and Blackouts Santa Singh bumps into Banta Singh - somewhere in the Pind, Banta is listening to the news from Radio Pakistan! on his transistor.. Santa: 'oye Banta tu dushmaan ke khabra kyon sun raha hai ...... All India Radio kyo nahin? Banta: 'oye Maine socha dushmaan ki bijli phook kar uska nuksaan karoon'...
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Santa: Do u know how to swim ? Banta: No Santa: Tum say achay to kuttey hain, jo tair letey hain Banta: Tumein tairna aata hai? Santa: Yes Banta: Phir Tumhare aur kutte mein farak kia hai ?
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Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?Banta:aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete hain.
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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he Suddenly hit a girl! So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!' And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!'
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SANTA FOUND ANSWER TO THE MOST DIFFICULT QUESTION EVER --- WHAT COMES FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG??? OYE YAAR!!!!! JISKA ORDER PEHLE DOGE, VO HI AAYEGA...
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Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
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Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them. Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai
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Santa to Mali - Go and Water the garden.... Mali - It's raining outside...... Santa - Bloody hell don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.
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Santa:Doctor,This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.' Doctor:Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine. That Was My Signature.
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Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow??? 2 Get Choclate Milk!!:P
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