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Santa: What Is The Weather Like ? Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.
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Santa Drivs In To 1-Way & Cros NO ENTRY Board Police: No ENTRY Ka Board Nai Dekha ? Santa: Mujhe Laga Film Ka Poster Hai..
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Santa Was Recruiting Lawyers For A Firm. He Was Taking Interviews Santa: Do U Know All d Laws ? Lawyer: Yeah ! Santa : Tell Me The 3rd Law Of Thermodynamics ... ;->
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Judge:3rd Time U R Coming To Court,U Dnt Hav Shame? SANTA: You Are Coming Daily,U Dnt Hav Shame?
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Santa : Oye Banta Have u Read 'WILLIAM SHAKESPARE' ... ??? Banta: No By The Way Who Wrote It ... ? ;->
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Santa Meets His Friend Banta After A Long Tym Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B Banta: Oye Is Ka Matlab ... ??? Santa : Kuch Nahi Yaar , I Meant Long Tym No C ... ;->
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Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain. Banta : Eagle Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to? Banta : Illeagal..
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After unsuccessful attempts to land the plane airhostess was repeatedly saying.. 'we r on outskirts.' Santa shouted 'when will we enter the skirts?' . . . ;->
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Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain . . . ;->
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Once Santa went to a resturant, Had dinner and came back . . . Dis Time No joke Plz.. Cum ON eVry1 !! Respect the Poor Guy.. Atlest Once . . . ;->
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SANTA-Oye tu kya kar raha hai? BANTA-Is baby ki aawaz record kar raha hun!!!!! SANTA-Kyun? BANTA-Wo jab bada ho jaega, use uska matlab puchunga!! ;->
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Banta Was Amazed To Find Santa Playing Chess Wid His Dog. He Watched The Game In Astonished For A While & Exclaimd: I Can Hardly Beleive My Eyes. That's The Smartest Dog I have Ever Seen.! Santa Replied: Naa ! He's Not So Smart. I have Beaten Him 3 Games Out Of 5..... ;->
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Hindi teacher asks : CaLL Kitne Parkar k hote hain..? . . . . Santa Answer: Local Call, STD Call, Trunk Call, ISD Call & Sasria_CaLL... ;->
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Maths teacher 2 Santa, if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other pocket, wat would u think..? Santa : yar mai kithay abbay di pant tay nai paa litti..??
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Interviewer: what is ur qualification? Santa: Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.d? Santa: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY
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Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam...... ;->
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Banta: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? Santa: Niri Afwah !!!
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Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy. Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.
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Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not. Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night....
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Four guys, one each from Harvard, MIT University, Yale and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ? HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked YALE Guy: It is......
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