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Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.
in Santa Banta Jokes (160 Characters)

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santa first tme travelling in plane Plane being to run on runway santa got angry n said salio jahaaj ta agge he 4 ghate late aa te tusi sadko-sadki pa lia.
in Santa Banta Jokes (155 Characters)

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Aapki Berukhi Koh Bhi Rutabaa Diya Humney,
Pyaar Ka Harr Farz Adaa kiya Humney,
Na Sochiye ki Bhool Gaye hain Aapko,
Aaj Bhi Khuda sey pehle aapko yaad kiya humney.
in Santa Banta Jokes (167 Characters)

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Kudrat ke karishmey mein gar raat nah hoti,
Khwabon mein bhi unsey mulaqaat nah hoti,
Yeh dil toh har ek gum ki wajah hai,
Yeh dil nah hota toh koi baat nah hoti.
in Santa Banta Jokes (165 Characters)

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Pyaara Sa Ek Ehsaas Hain Aap,
Harr Pal Humhare Paas Hain Aap,
Jiney Ki Ek Aas Hain Aap,
Mann Ka Ek Vishwaas Hain Aap,
Shayad Ish Liye Kuch Khaas Hain Aap.
in Santa Banta Jokes (158 Characters)

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Humhara Harr Lamha Churaa Liya Aap ney,
Aankhon Koh Ek Chaand Dikha Diya Aap ney,
Humey Zindagii Toh Dii Kissi Aur ney,
Par Itna De Kar Jeena Sikha Diya Aap ney.
in Santa Banta Jokes (164 Characters)

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Dil se teri yaad na jaaye to kya karoon
Tasveer mein tu hi tu nazar aaye to kya karoon
Lene ko to le aayon tumhe khwaboon mein
Par neend hi na aaye to kya karoon
in Santa Banta Jokes (164 Characters)

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Ish nazar koh aapka intezaar rehta hai,
Dil aapse milne koh beqaraar rehta hai,
Aap humsey miley yah nah miley,
Phir bhi humhara pyaar barqaraar rehta hai.
in Santa Banta Jokes (158 Characters)

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Ush din khuda ney bhi jasn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne haaton sey banaya hoga,
Ush ney bhi bahahe honge aasoon,
Jab aapko bhej kar khud koh tanha paya hoga.
in Santa Banta Jokes (163 Characters)

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Hum toh sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain,
Har dhadkan pey aapki naam liya karte hain,
Aap hoh humey humari jaan sey bhi pyaare,
Tabhi toh waqt bewaqt aapko yaad kiya karte hain.
in Santa Banta Jokes (179 Characters)

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Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
in Santa Banta Jokes (94 Characters)

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Deepak me agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
in Santa Banta Jokes (56 Characters)

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Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.
in Santa Banta Jokes (71 Characters)

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DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO,
HO GAYI TO USE KHONE NA DO,
in Santa Banta Jokes (68 Characters)

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Kasoor na unka tha na hamara,
Hum dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe,
in Santa Banta Jokes (72 Characters)

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Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
Hum mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe.
in Santa Banta Jokes (71 Characters)

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Nazar NE dekha nazar ko aise,
Ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
in Santa Banta Jokes (65 Characters)

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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
in Santa Banta Jokes (72 Characters)

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Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho,
Aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho,
in Santa Banta Jokes (84 Characters)

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Ho jaye Jo aap humse khafa,
Khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho…
in Santa Banta Jokes (70 Characters)

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