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Santa: Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun.
Banta: Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Santa: Kuch B Nahi
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.
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Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers:
Antibody: One who hates his body
Artery: Study of fine paintings
Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria
Coma: Punctuation Mark
Gall Bladder: Bladder of a girl
Genes: Blue Denim
Labour pain: Hurt at work.
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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna Enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents.
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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.
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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi..
Jeeto: Koun is film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!
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Santa joined NASA.
After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to:
SATYANASA
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Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Santa: Tipu Sultan’s Skeleton.
Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?
Santa: Tipu’s When He Was Child.
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Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha Hai?
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Man: I Got A Brand New Ford IKON 4 My Wife!
Santa: Wow! Dats Unbelievable Exchange Offer!
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Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
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Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?
Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!
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Santa in aptitude test:
River Kaveri is in which state?
Santa: Liquid State. :-)
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Friend: Santa Ji! Agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
Santa: Main heater k samnay beth jata hon.
Friend: Lekin agar phir bhi thand lagy to?
Santa: To main heater On kar leta hoon.
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American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female.
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Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
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Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”
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Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.
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Santa- Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti hain.
Banta- are wah, Wo kaise?
Santa- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu...!!!
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Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke alava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.
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