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Santa buys a new Pressure Cooker & next day he returns it.
Shopkeeper: Why are you returnng it?
Santa: Ghar me jawan beti hai, or ye sala seeti bajata hai.
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How can a Santa kill a Lion?
Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion:
'I'll drink Poison... and let the Lion eat me.'
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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
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Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Banta reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
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Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh?
Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
in Santa Banta Jokes (96 Characters)

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Santa: goes to buy underwear,
on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells
it is of Rs 500.
Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao,
Party wear nahi chahiye!!
in Santa Banta Jokes (142 Characters)

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police : santa , tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jaygi.
santa : ha ha ha ! mein toh subah uthta he 8 baje hun .
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Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! Thatís terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.'
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
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Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat.
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Question: WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
Answer: 'OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
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santa : Hindi english se zaada achha hai
banta : Kyun?
Santa : English mein billi ko cat bolte hain aur uska matlab billi hota hai, jabki hindi mein billi ko billi hi kehte hain or matlab bhi billi hota hai
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santa apni gf k sath....garden main ghoom raha tha......

gf ' suno...kuchh aisha bolo ki dil ki dhadkan tezzzz ho jayeee....'

santa..' bhag tera BAPPP aaya......'
in Santa Banta Jokes (168 Characters)

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Santa Bahut Dair Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha ..
OR Thori Dair Baad Bola ..
..' Jaltay Raho Beta.. ..Jab Bill Aey Ga Tab Pata Chalay Ga
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Shopkeeper: Sir, do you want a pocket calculator?

Santa: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
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