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Master Santa: Wat will u do wid Rs.100 lying on d floor? Will u keep it?
Servant: Of course not.
Master Santa: Then wat will u do with it?
Servant: I will spend it.
in Santa Banta Jokes (167 Characters)

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Santa : Main jis ladki ko chahta hu woh mujhse Shaadi nahi kr rahi....:/

Banta : Tune use Bataya nahi tere chacha crorepati hain ?

Santa : Haan yaar bataya :

(Banta : Toh fir ?......Santa : Fir kuch nai yaar ab woh meri Chachi bnne wali hai...
in Santa Banta Jokes (252 Characters)

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Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga


Santa:Pilot

Tcher:Q


S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
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After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
in Santa Banta Jokes (146 Characters)

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Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?


Santa:'DADDY '
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S@nt@:d0 u kNw 'HoLI'SheR k0 keHtE He?
B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR.
S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA K H0Li 'cuB'He. . .=P;->
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Santa 2 Banta Yar Road Cutting Ki Tecnolgy Aye Ha . .

Banta Kia ?

Santa Bili . . .

Banta Mazak Mat Kr Bili Kaise . . .

Santa Simple Sub Bolte Wo Dekho Bili Rasta Kutt Gaye Ha...=P ;->
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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
in Santa Banta Jokes (181 Characters)

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Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
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Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glas
Leke Ata hu
in Santa Banta Jokes (174 Characters)

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Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk... ?


Santa: It's Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz ... ;->
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Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hun
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Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha ...

Banta - Kya Dekh Rahe Ho ... ??

Santa - Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy ;->
in Santa Banta Jokes (199 Characters)

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Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?


Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata



Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.
in Santa Banta Jokes (173 Characters)

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Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That's Great Yaar..

Usne Kya Kahaa..??

Santa: Usne Kaha











Wrong Number
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Santa:I made my son fool

Banta:how?

Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it

Banta:But how u fooled him?

Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!
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Banta : Why Is The Police Nicknamed


"The Heart Of The Country"?

Santa : It

Beats,

Beats,

Beats.
in Santa Banta Jokes (161 Characters)

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Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!
in Santa Banta Jokes (173 Characters)

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Mrs. Santa Don't Like To Eat Green Grass
But,

Mr. Santa Likes..

Why???



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Because,

Santa Is A Guy !!!
in Santa Banta Jokes (196 Characters)

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Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He
in Santa Banta Jokes (187 Characters)

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