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My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses


Sardar : Ya

I Know

Few People Drink

Directly From Bottle
in Santa Banta Jokes (164 Characters)

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Santa Shouting 2 His GF

" U Said V Will Do Register

Marriage And U Cheated Me,

I Was Waiting 4 U

Yesterday Whole Day

In The Post Office
in Santa Banta Jokes (190 Characters)

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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What?ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I?ll take the money
in Santa Banta Jokes (184 Characters)

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Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar??
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Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

in Santa Banta Jokes (165 Characters)

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Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.
in Santa Banta Jokes (189 Characters)

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A Question From

Santa To Bill Gates:

?Sir,

How Is It That Your

Name Is Gates But

U Are Selling WINDOWS
in Santa Banta Jokes (153 Characters)

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Just Married Santa With Wife In Movie Hall ..

Jo Be Heroine Karegi ,

Tume Karna Hoga.

Heroin Kissed A Puppy

Wife:Tussi Ithe Aa Jao Ji
in Santa Banta Jokes (183 Characters)

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Santa Was In Shopping Store.

Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?

Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have
in Santa Banta Jokes (181 Characters)

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A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS;
Send me a brother.
SANTA wrote back;
Send me ur mother...
in Santa Banta Jokes (137 Characters)

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Santa: Yaar Banta, Doctor Ne Kaha Hy Mujhe AIDS Hy. Ye AIDS Hota Kia Hai. . . ? ?

Banta:

A - Ab
I - Is
D - Dunya Se
S - Satt Shri Kal. . . ;->
in Santa Banta Jokes (192 Characters)

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
in Santa Banta Jokes (194 Characters)

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Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?"."Because," said Banta Singh,"The directions on the can said to put on two coats. "
in Santa Banta Jokes (295 Characters)

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1 banda bhagta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
salaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
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There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building.

While looking down frm the building his watch slipped n started falling down.

He started running down the staircase.

On the way he saw sum guests coming up. They asked him, "Why r u running so fast?"

Sardarji says, "My watch fell from the terrace..!"

Guest says "So why are you running? It must have broken by now!"

Sardarji replies "No, T is 2 Minutes Late." ;->
in Santa Banta Jokes (532 Characters)

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Lady Teacher: Make 1 sentence in vich all tenses past, present & future r included.

Santa: Sau saaL phle mjhe tumse pyar tha
Aaj bhi hai aur
Kal bhi rahega ;->
in Santa Banta Jokes (212 Characters)

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Santa and Banta r discussing-

Santa- "if i drink coffee, i can't sleep.!!"

Banta- "with me it's the opposite. if i sleep i can't drink coffee." ;->
in Santa Banta Jokes (218 Characters)

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Santa recieved a message from his girl friend
"I MISS YOU"

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Santa replied
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"I Mr YOU" ;->
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One night Santa's girlfriend asked her: Darling, are you free tonight?
Santa shouted & said: Asshole, have I ever charged you before?

in Santa Banta Jokes (188 Characters)

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Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it?
Banta : No way. I was born because of broken rubber & i don't wanna die because of it.
in Santa Banta Jokes (203 Characters)

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Why can't Banta dial 911?

He cannot find eleven on the phone..
in Santa Banta Jokes (108 Characters)

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