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Lecturer: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence....!!







Santa: It's A Process That Starts Wid Right Hand & Ends Wid Left Hand...... ;->
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Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station per jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?

Santa: Kisi dusre Doctor ke paas!!!
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
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How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I"ve seen ur password. Itís ****. Santa: U r wrong. Itís 1394.
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn"t tell me where..
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History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas"s brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
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Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
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Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
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Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".

(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)

Santa: "Shame on you God, you don"t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
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Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there"s nothing down here.
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I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I"d stand & wait in the world"s longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
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How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
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Santa: Iím a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: Whatís he studying?"
Santa: He"s not studying, they are studying him!
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
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