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Nurse Congrats Santa ji aap papa ban (146 Characters)
in Santa Banta Jokes (166 Impressions)

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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Q A Man asked Santa quot Akal badhi (159 Characters)
in Santa Banta Jokes (204 Impressions)

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Santa Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya (253 Characters)
in Santa Banta Jokes (209 Impressions)

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
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Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu (183 Characters)
in Santa Banta Jokes (184 Impressions)

Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
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Santa Sir hun meri salary wada deyo (183 Characters)
in Santa Banta Jokes (198 Impressions)

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
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Santa Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu (198 Characters)
in Santa Banta Jokes (219 Impressions)

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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Santa went to see a gal for marriage (264 Characters)
in Santa Banta Jokes (197 Impressions)

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
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Santa quot s shayari Kutta marr gaya (201 Characters)
in Santa Banta Jokes (215 Impressions)

Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
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Santa Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd (209 Characters)
in Santa Banta Jokes (175 Impressions)

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola (182 Characters)
in Santa Banta Jokes (237 Impressions)

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
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Santa Singh was watching his first ever (234 Characters)
in Santa Banta Jokes (429 Impressions)
Santa Singh was watching his first ever cricket match at Mohali,
and enjoyed the first 6 balls off which Ganguly scores 10 runs.
Suddenly Santa gets up and walks away.
Why??
Because he heard the Umpire call it ‘OVER’
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