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Santa:yaar main apna purse ghar bhool aya mujhe 1000 Rs chahiyen Banta:fiker mat ker dost he dost k kaam ata hai yeh le 10 Rs rikshaw kerwa aur purse le aa
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During sex Jeeto asks repeatedly: Do you love me, do you really love me? Irritated Santa: What the hell do you think, I am doing pushups?
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How does a vagina look before sex?
Like a pink rose with soft petals & great aroma.
And after sex?
Have you ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?
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The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to fuck her in the ass.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai.
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Jeeto: Kal ek aadmi aya aur mere sath sex karke chala gaya.
Santa: Tumne use roka nahi?
Jeeto: Bahut kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga.
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Judge: you want to divorce Santa 4 threatening you with a deadly weapon?
Jeeto: No, your honor. I'm divorcing him 4 threatening me every night with a dead weapon.
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Santa was pissing when a gal saw his huge penis & said naughtily: Wow I would love to have that.
Santa: Go & get a cup, I'm about to finish.
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Santa ko susu karta dekh ladki rasta badal kar jaane lagi to Santa bola: O madam, ghabrao mat, tum jisse dar rahi ho usko maine pakad kar rakha hai...!
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Santa travelling in Virgin Atlantic asked 4 milk. Air hostess put her nipple in his mouth.
Santa: acha hua paani nahi maanga.
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Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation: Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi.
Santa: Due to happiness his chest turned into breasts.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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SANTA: 'I Love U'
Means Kya Hota H?
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GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
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SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi 'Pagli'
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Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He iz at medical school.
Santa singh : what iz he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he's not studying. They are studying him.
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Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene ha.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega iss layi tere vi gin laye ne.
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Santa found ans of tha most difficult qustn
Question was
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle do gy, vo aye ga!
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bunta baraf ka tukra lekar gaur se dekh raha tha .Kisi ne kaha ,Kya kar rahe ho?
bunta -dekh raha hu ki kaha se lick ho raha he..
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Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes 4 a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
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A lady calls Santa 4 repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up
for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I
press the bell but no one comes out
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Preeto: Shouted at Santa: You r gonna be really sorry! Im going 2 LEAVE u!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which 1 is it gonna be?
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Titanic dooob rhaa tha.
1 adme ny santa se poocha
Dharti kitny dooor hay.
Santa 3kms.
admi ne samandur me jump laga k pucha kis tarf.
Santa: NEECHE.........
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